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Normal Island News
@NormalIslandNewsTracked since May 2026
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Normal Island News does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 0 of 6 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Normal Island News | Freshness |
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| Not ranked |  Normal Island NewsProfileNewsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 28, 2026Stale |
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Article Latest postPublicAndy Burnham promises "real change" by delivering Starmer's policies with a Mancunian accentIn a move described by ThinkLabour as “totally above board,” Josh Simons has graciously stepped aside to let Andy Burnham contest his Makerf
May 18 0 likes 0 comments51 years ago, the only economic system you're allowed to have was born: neoliberalismNormalisland 51 years ago, the only economic system you're allowed to have was born: neoliberalism Sep 11, 2024 2 NormalislandArticleSep 11, 2024Public 0 0
Mainstream media notices Israel employed the Hannibal Directive only 11 months after independent mediaNormalisland Mainstream media notices Israel employed the Hannibal Directive only 11 months after independent media Sep 9, 2024 3 NormalislandArticleSep 9, 2024Public 0 0
They need to protect democracy from foreign influence👇ArticleSep 5, 2024Public 0 0
UK suspends 8% of arms licences with Israel, but leaves other 92% in placeNormalisland UK suspends 8% of arms licences with Israel, but leaves other 92% in place Sep 2, 2024 Israel says one of the best reasons to support its genocide is that it’s gay-friendly, unlike Gaza where “they would throw you off a roof for being gay”. Israel reminds us homosexuality is punishable by death in Palestine, but let's not mention this law is a relic from British rule and no longer enforced. It does not matter that gay people do not get thrown off roofs in Gaza. It doesn’t even matter that there are no roofs left in Gaza because Israel has bombed them all, what matters is Israel paints rainbows on its bombs. If you don’t support the rainbow bombs, you must hate the LGBT communityArticleSep 2, 2024Public 0 0
Israel cares about gay rights so much, it blackmails members of the LGBT communityIsrael says one of the best reasons to support its genocide is that it’s gay-friendly, unlike Gaza where “they would throw you off a roof foArticleAug 31, 2024Public 0 0
Counter-terrorism police focus on the real enemy: journalists with the wrong opinionsFollowing a spate of arrests in the UK, British counter-terrorism police have announced they will no longer tolerate opinions the governmentArticleAug 29, 2024Public 0 0
Starmer inspires the public with message that things can never get betterDuring Labour’s election campaign, the classic D Ream song “Things can never get better” was on repeat play at Labour HQ. Yet Labour won theArticleAug 27, 2024Public 0 0
Kamala loves Palestinians so much she wouldn't let them speakAfter ten months of destruction, Gaza has seen its first case of polio in 25 years, which has left a baby who was born at the start of the wImageAug 26, 2024Public 0 0
Andy Burnham promises "real change" by delivering Starmer's policies with a Mancunian accentIn a move described by ThinkLabour as “totally above board,” Josh Simons has graciously stepped aside to let Andy Burnham contest his MakerfArticleAug 31, 2024Public 0 0
Normalisland51 years ago, the only economic system you're allowed to have was born: neoliberalismArticleSep 11, 2024Public 0 0NormalislandMainstream media notices Israel employed the Hannibal Directive only 11 months after independent mediaArticleSep 9, 2024Public 0 0Research actions
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