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Seals are Good
@SealsareGoodTracked since May 2026
Meme Videos.
Observed Aug 20, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
Paid members
35
0% · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
Total audience
105
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$210
$105–$315 modeled range
Starting price
$3/mo
6 membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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$3/moBaikal SealA tier for those who want to hurl a few coins at my head with far more vigor than is necessary. It's like throwing rotten tomatoes at someone, except a good thing.
$5/moGray SealThe tier for those who really like hurling coins directly at the most vulnerable part of my face: the mouth, as hard as they can.
$10/moLeopard SealFor those who want to terminate my existence through the application of a significant number of coins paired with entirely too much force.
$20/moWalrus TierA tier for those who appreciate the beautiful long teeth of a walrus and, like me, believe them to be some of the most majestic creatures ever brought into being.
$40/moElephant Seal TierElephant seals are ethereal, beautiful creatures and you can be too with this delightful tier.
Growth signals: Seals are Good
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Membership35 paid members · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
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May 202617 weeks trackedNow
Seals are Good35 members · $210/mo
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Only Seals are Good has a comparable public 30-day member gain; at least one measured peer is needed for a cohort rank.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | 30-day member gain | Gap vs Seals are Good | Freshness |
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| Not ranked |  Seals are GoodProfileWriting30-day member gain position in Recommended cohort | 0 | Reference | Aug 20, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  MossBack Mushroom SyndicateWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Dual Brain MTGWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  DruewWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Hotep NationWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
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Recent posts
What they publish114Profile posts2 postsLast month100%Members-only
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Article Latest post$3 tier & upDooku, Anakin, Obi-Wan imprisoned, discuss theology, the evils of lightning fingies (most unnatural)Eager to kick the boring nerds out of Coruscant as soon as possible, Anakin and Obi-Wan are dispatched to confirm whether some pirates have indeed captured Dooku. Upon verifying this, they are beaten mercilessly and then imprisoned for the grave mistake of attempting to discuss theology with pirates...
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