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$3/moDelia DeetzHiddenHas there ever been another so misunderstood? You must express yourself! ALL YOU WANTED WAS TO BE SURROUNDED BY BEAUTY AND INSTEAD YOU GOT AN INGRATE HUSBAND AND A STEP DAUGHTER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CANTONESE AND SZECHUAN! We see you, Delia, and we appreciate you.All you Delias out there will get not only our eternal gratitude but you will also be given a vote in our upcoming schedule! Every month, as Paul and Erika decide what movie to cover, there's a debate. Which one should we do? Well, now we'll leave it up to you! Plus, you'll get a vote in our Patreon Pantheon, celebrating the best things in life, and access to ad-free episodes from the Main Feed. Sign up today!
$5/moPhyllis NeflerHiddenHero. Icon. Goddess. Just a few of the terms to describe you, a Phyllis Nefler, but honestly the list could never be complete. How do you sum up a patron like a Phyllis Nefler? No, really, we’re asking.Our Phyllises Nefler (Phyllii Nefler?) will not only receive our eternal gratitude, a chance for their voice to be heard every month for main feed topics & the Patreon Pantheon, and ad-free episodes, but they will get on air acknowledgement in the main episodes from a character of their choice! Have you dreamed of Katharine Hepburn calling upon you to make her a Bee's Knees cocktail? Did you want Harvey Fierstein to regale you with how happy he is that you're here with us? These and any other beloved characters are on the board!
$10/moBenjamin Franklin RodriguezHiddenHonestly there are no words. Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez is the friend that everybody deserves. Well, maybe not everybody, Val from The Birdcage and Anelle from Steel Magnolias definitely don’t rate a friend like Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez because they are aggressively terrible people. If you are a Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez, you must protect your pure soul…you are far too good for this world.BFR's will receive not only eternal gratitude, not only voting power, not only ad-free episodes, not only on-air thanks from a character of their choice (Lauren Bacall? Keanu Reeves?), but also two (count 'em, TWO) bonus episodes per month. These episodes will be Paul and Erika responding in real time to the culture of the day, answering Patron questions and generally making a show that would make our Benjamins Franklin Rodriguez shout "more!"