Writing
Hal Simons
@TheBrainOfHalTracked since May 2026
creating poems, short stories, dirty prose, and rambling tales..
Observed Aug 15, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
Paid members
8
0% · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
Total audience
14
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$16
$8–$24 modeled range
Starting price
$1/mo
7 membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$1/moYou're a special human!Unlock exclusive content and join my community of patrons. Thank you!
Access to a feed of patron-only content!
Connect with other patrons!
Get updated on where and when I am performing!
$5/moVault Dweller!Dig in to the vault!
Access to my vault of written poems!
Plus all lower tier rewards.
$10/moEarly AccessSee my latest work before anyone else!
Early access to my latest writing
'Behind the scenes' shots of my work and locations
Plus all lower tier rewards.
$25/moEnthusiastic supporter!Woohoo!
You have my love and devotion and will be first in the queue when I accidentally discover how to turn lead to gold/immortality/cold fusion/any other major breakthrough I make.
You will also be the first to hear of any upcoming major announcements!
Most of my work bounces around being tweaked and then uploaded to The Vault but I will try and upload some of the more 'meatier' works to you a few times a month. I may also incorporate your feedback in to the posted draft!.
Plus all the lower tier rewards.
$50/moDemigodNot only will you recieve all of the previous tiers' rewards but you will also get a 'thank you' from me in the form of a personalised poem written specifically, wholly, and completely for you!
A digital copy will be emailed to you as well a video or audio recording (Hell, you can have both) straight to your inbox.
Plus all the lower tier rewards.
$100/moYou're doing what?!?!Are you serious!?
Okay, well, if you're sure, let's hook you the hell up.
Characters named after you (or another approved name) in fiction pieces I'm working on.
Early access to fiction pieces (and a good chance your feedback will go towards some last polish).
Should you wish it, a video chat or a lunch/coffee catch up every couple of months.
Recieve a postcard a couple of times a year (they might even be worth something some day).
Plus all the lower tier rewards.
Growth signals: Hal Simons
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Membership8 paid members · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
898
May 202617 weeks trackedNow
Hal Simons8 members · $16/mo
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Where Hal Simons ranks
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Total audience in Recommended cohort
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Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Total audience | Gap vs Hal Simons | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 |  Bugbyte & DeladeWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 25 | 11 more | Aug 15, 2026 |
| #2 | AAlexandriaoliviaWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 15 | 1 more | Aug 15, 2026 |
| #3 |  Hal SimonsProfileWritingTotal audience position in Recommended cohort | 14 | Reference | Aug 15, 2026Stale |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Hal Simons; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
What they publish34Profile posts0 postsLast month66.7%Members-only
Previews available for 25 of 34 posts
Article Latest post$1 tier & upHoly crap!Jan 23, 2022
Jan 23, 2022 0 likes 0 commentsAdditional...Oct 22, 2019ArticleOct 22, 2019$1 tier & up 0 0MAJOR UPDATE!Oct 22, 2019ArticleOct 22, 2019$1 tier & up 0 0June’s update!Jun 25, 2019ArticleJun 25, 2019$1 tier & up 0 0A gig tonight!Come to Fitzroy tonight from 7:30 for an absolutely beautiful gig.AudioApr 15, 2019Public 0 0Chapbook!I’ve been working hard on creating a book! Well, on creating two books actually...ArticleFeb 11, 2019Public 0 0Chapbook!Feb 11, 2019ArticleFeb 11, 2019$1 tier & up 0 0Happy New Calender!Jan 2, 2019ArticleJan 2, 2019$1 tier & up 0 0Caffeine and work!Dec 9, 2018ArticleDec 9, 2018$1 tier & up 0 02018 Melbourne Spoken Word Prize!So... It turns out that there is at least one spoken word event organiser out there who likes me and my work.ArticleNov 8, 2018Public 0 1EXCITING NEWS!!Nov 6, 2018ArticleNov 6, 2018$1 tier & up 0 0October's update!I've just uploaded a whopping FIFTEEN poems to The Vault! And for only $5 a month*, you can have access to them and all the others too which brings the total to over fifty of my poems that you will have at your fingertips!ArticleOct 2, 2018Public 0 0
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