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The New Midlife Crisis
@TheNewMidlifeCrisisTracked since May 2026
Lifestyle vlogs about single motherhood, layoffs, gig work, ND b.
Observed Aug 30, 2026Modeled revenue
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4 membership tiers
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$5/moThe “Is She OK?” ClubWhat you get:• Short behind-the-scenes clips (raw, real, usually concerning)• Deleted scenes and forgotten chaos• Tiny updates, mini rants, and stray moments from my day• Unfiltered thoughts I absolutely cannot put on YouTube• Light access to The Lost Files Folder (the stuff that doesn’t need its own documentary)
$8/moThe Inner Circle of ConcernThe Inner Circle of ConcernWhat you get:• Everything in Tier 1• Longer behind-the-scenes vlogs (raw, uncut, messy)• Extended Lost Files• Tier-2-only livestreams• Tier-2 Q&A livestream moments
$15/moThe Crisis Management TeamThe Executive Producers of My Bad DecisionsWhat you get:• Everything in Tier 1 + Tier 2• Monthly Chaos Debrief (video, audio, or photo dump recap)• Voting power on major channel choices (merch, titles, chaos arcs)• Occasional secret drops (raw clips, screenshots, text dumps)• Optional name placement on a Patreon “Credits” post
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What they publish121Posts total5 postsLast month83.3%Members-only
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Article Latest post$5 tier & upJust another FridayLatest post Locked Just another Friday Yesterday 2 3
Yesterday at Aug 30 crawl 2 likes 3 commentsJob interview debriefLocked Job interview debrief July 31 6 10ArticleJuly 31$5 tier & up 6 10
All that for this?Locked All that for this? July 31 4 9 1:05AudioJuly 31$5 tier & up 4 9
Lasagna Love arrived!Here’s the link if you know someone that could use a lasagna or if you want to request one for yourself: https://lasagnalove.org/AudioAugust 21$5 tier & up 5 5
Friday afternoon, crossing fingersLocked Friday afternoon, crossing fingers July 29 6 5ArticleJuly 29$5 tier & up 6 5
Tummy troubles and suchLocked Tummy troubles and such August 22 4 4ArticleAugust 22$5 tier & up 4 4
I Owe You All an Update (And Possibly My Sanity)I’ve been quiet longer than I meant to be, and if you’ve followed this channel a while, you know that usually means I’m either drowning or dArticleJuly 10Public 8 2Trying to breathe. Tier 3A real behind-the-scenes Tier 3 update, because this is one of the few places where I can be honest about what is actually happening withoutArticleJune 30Public 8 2At the pubLocked At the pub August 14 4 2ArticleAugust 14$5 tier & up 4 2
Another “Not Quite a Rejection” for the PileLocked Another “Not Quite a Rejection” for the Pile August 8 2 4ArticleAugust 8$5 tier & up 2 4
Recorded Live Video: The New Midlife Crisis goes liveLocked Recorded Live Video: The New Midlife Crisis goes live May 28 7 5VideoMay 28$5 tier & up 7 5
75 Minutes of Snow Day Delusion: Burritos, Chores, and Dog Diarrhea DutyA little job-search update: I had an interview yesterday, and I’m feeling cautiously hopeful about it. There are still some details to sortArticleJune 18$5 tier & up 6 2
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