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The Worst Patreon on Patreon
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Bad writing for good times.
Observed Aug 20, 2026 · stalePublic earnings
Paid members
5
57.7% · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
Total audience
12
incl. free followers
Observed monthly earnings
$32
Starting price
$3/mo
5 membership tiers
Where the 12 observed tier members sit
Membership tiers$058.3%$316.7%$816.7%
Largest observed tier is $0 Free. Tier totals include free-tier members and come from the Aug 20, 2026 public snapshot, so they do not reconcile to the paid-member total.
$0/moFree758.3% of observed tier members
$3/moMac tier216.7% of observed tier members
$8/moCheese tier216.7% of observed tier members
$15/moSome alien combination of Mac and Cheese18.3% of observed tier members
$40/moThe Nipple tier00% of observed tier members
Growth signals: The Worst Patreon on Patreon
+57.7%
Membership5 paid members · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
554
Aug 20263 weeks trackedNow
The Worst Patreon on Patreon5 members · $32/mo
The chart only uses The Worst Patreon on Patreon's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.
Where The Worst Patreon on Patreon ranks
Creator comparisonsCompare within
#1of 7 measured
Paid members in Recommended cohort
Semantic matches are not ready, so this fixed cohort uses the best available category, audience, pricing, and cadence evidence.
Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs The Worst Patreon on Patreon | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 |  Cameron SmithWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 5 | Same value | Aug 20, 2026 |
| #1 |  Mcllorycat/Molly DayWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 5 | Same value | Aug 20, 2026 |
| #1 |  Public Safety Network NSWWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 5 | Same value | Aug 20, 2026 |
| #1 |  Shoshana KessockWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 5 | Same value | Aug 20, 2026 |
| #1 |  The Worst Patreon on PatreonProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 5 | Reference | Aug 20, 2026Stale |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around The Worst Patreon on Patreon; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
What they publish38Posts total9 postsLast month91.7%Members-only
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Article Latest post$3 tier & upEarly Chapter: [That Time a Psychic Demigod Gave me a Seizure for Being a Nerd]Latest post Early Chapter: [That Time a Psychic Demigod Gave me a Seizure for Being a Nerd] Locked Early Chapter: [That Time a Psychic Demigod Gave me a Seizure for Being a Nerd] 18 hours ago
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Early Chapter: [That Time I Realized The Story's PG-13 Rating is Only Directly Enforced by My Narrator]Early Chapter: [That Time I Single-Handedly Destroyed 50 Years of Civil Rights Progress in an Effort to Get Laid]ArticleYesterday at Aug 20 crawl$3 tier & up 0 0
Early Chapter: [That Time I Single-Handedly Destroyed 50 Years of Civil Rights Progress in an Effort to Get Laid]Yesterday Early Chapter: [That Time I Single-Handedly Destroyed 50 Years of Civil Rights Progress in an Effort to Get Laid] Locked Early Chapter: [That Time I Single-Handedly Destroyed 50 Years of Civil Rights Progress in an Effort to Get Laid] YesterdayArticleYesterday at Aug 20 crawl$3 tier & up 0 0
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Early Chapter: [That Time I Learned that Cat-Based Communication is Fairly Ineffective]Early Chapter: [That Time I Didn't Go to School to Make Friends and as a Direct Result, Made No Friends at School]Article2 days ago at Aug 20 crawl$3 tier & up 0 0
Early Chapter: [That Time I Didn't Go to School to Make Friends and as a Direct Result, Made No Friends at School]Early Chapter: [That Time I Had to Really Shoehorn In a Gurren Lagann Reference]Article2 days ago at Aug 20 crawl$3 tier & up 0 0
Early Chapter: [That Time I Had to Really Shoehorn In a Gurren Lagann Reference]Early Chapter: [That Time I Used My Overpowered Stat Screen Skill to Punch 51 Teenagers to Death]Article2 days ago at Aug 20 crawl$3 tier & up 0 0
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Early Chapter: [That Time I Used My Overpowered Stat Screen Skill to Punch 51 Teenagers to Death]Early Chapter: [That Time I Couldn't Think of a Joke for the Chapter Title of my LitRPG Fantasy Story]Article3 days ago at Aug 20 crawl$3 tier & up 0 0
Early Chapter: [That Time I Used My Overpowered Stat Screen Skill to Punch 51 Teenagers to Death]Early Chapter: [That Time I Couldn't Think of a Joke for the Chapter Title of my LitRPG Fantasy Story]Article4 days ago at Aug 20 crawl$3 tier & up 0 0
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