Podcasts

The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists

@ThePiratesDontEatTheTouristsTracked since Aug 2026

A podcast for Jurassic and Dinosaur Fans 🦖.

Observed Aug 26, 2026 · stalePublic earnings

Save Compare Open on Patreon

Paid members

0% · 30-day rate from 11 observed days

Total audience

incl. free followers

Observed monthly earnings

Starting price

$3/mo

3 membership tiers

Where the 3 observed tier members sit

Membership tiers

$066.7%$333.3%

Largest observed tier is $0 Free. Tier totals include free-tier members and come from the Aug 26, 2026 public snapshot, so they do not reconcile to the paid-member total.

$0/moFree266.7% of observed tier members

$3/mo'Hey Roland!' bonus monthly episodes133.3% of observed tier members

$15/mo"Now You're John Hammond"00% of observed tier members

Growth signals: The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists

1 paid members · 30-day rate from 11 observed days

Membership

121

Aug 20264 weeks trackedNow

The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists1 members · $4/mo

The chart only uses The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

Where The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists ranks

Creator comparisons

1 creator shown

Compare within

Rank by

Paid members Total audience 30-day member gain Estimated gross

Not enough dataof 1 measured

Paid members in Recommended cohort

Semantic matches are not ready, so this fixed cohort uses the best available category, audience, pricing, and cadence evidence.

No comparable peer is available yet, so The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists's cohort rank cannot be calculated.Ranking data · includes stale rows

The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Paid members	Gap vs The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists	Freshness
Not ranked	The Pirates Don’t Eat The TouristsProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort	1	Reference	Aug 26, 2026Stale

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

Recent posts

What they publish

25Posts total1 postLast month16.7%Members-only

Previews available for 25 posts

Image Latest post$3 tier & upCelebrating Sam Neill with James Mottram

How did a self-described character actor become the beating heart of the biggest film franchise on Earth? At the beginning of July we lost o

August 18 0 likes 0 comments

Journey to the Centre of the Earth (1864) by Jules Verne with Cian GillIn this weeks episode I head underground with The Lost Valley’s Cian Gill to trace how Jules Verne turns geology, ciphers and sheer wonder bAudioJuly 14Public 0 0 The History of Science Fiction with professor and author Adam RobertsDinosaurs are real, which is exactly why they are so hard to write. Humans never lived alongside them, so any prehistoric fiction that wantsAudioJuly 1Public 0 0 Inside London’s Natural History MuseumThe Natural History Museum is the most visited attraction in the UK, and almost nobody looks up. In this episode I walk through the museumAudioJune 23Public 0 0 The Crystal Palace Dinosaurs with Mark WittonPlymouth, summer of 1841. Richard Owen stepped before the British Association for the Advancement of Science and coined a word that would reAudioJune 16Public 0 0 Before the Word “Dinosaur” with Natalie Lawrence (author of Enchanted Creatures)Charles Dickens opened Bleak House with a megalosaurus waddling up Holborn Hill. This episode traces the stories we told about the bones inAudioJune 3Public 0 0 Road To Rebirth: The Film EpisodesBefore Season 2 begins, here’s every film episode from Season 1 in one place! Season 1 of The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists was called RoadAudioMay 10Public 0 0

First Thoughts on ‘Journey to the Centre of the Earth’ by Jules VerneThis is the big granddaddy of them all. It was originally published in France in 1864 and is an incredible thrill ride of a story. We startAudioApril 7$3 tier & up 0 0

Why I Started This PodcastAs a Jurassic Park fan at the start of 2024 I was hit with the reality of a new film being released the following summer and with very littlAudioApril 7Public 0 0

Stones To Stories: The Book ListThirteen books, two hundred years, and one question: how did we get from fossils in the rock to dinosaurs on the page? This is the openingAudioJanuary 21Public 0 0 What Jurassic Can Learn from Star Wars with Mark Newbold (FanthaTracks)What can Jurassic learn from Star Wars? Would Jurassic work as a TV show or would it loose it’s special cinematic exclusivity? All of theseAudioJanuary 6Public 0 0 Jurassic 2025 - End of Year Special with Tom Jurassic and Conor O’KeeffeTo round out the year and to launch the brand new podcast look and name I am joined by Conor O’Keeffe and Tom Jurassic to chat all things JuAudioDec 30, 2025Public 0 0

Research actions

Work with this creator

Save, compare, or return to the Explore view you came from.

Save CompareBack to Search