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Trash Humper (the zine)
@TrashHumperTracked since Jul 2026
An underground archive of cutlural essays and zines.
Observed Aug 28, 2026Modeled revenue
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4 membership tiers
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$5/moARCHIVE CLUB: TIER ONE!All the extra goody goods begin here m'friend. For $5/month you'll get access to weekly essays and the entire essay archive, weekly posts, and a digital copy of the monthly issue of Trash Humper! A steal, I tells ya!
$10/moARCHIVE CLUB: TIER TWO!Deeper deeper still into the hive of goodies. For $10/month you'll recieve a physical copy of the Trash Humper zine in the mail, an extra digital copy as soon as it drops, and access to the weekly essays and the entire essay archive!
$20/moARCHIVE CLUB: TIER THREE!The holy grail of garbage! You've reached the top and have found the treasure, which for $20/month includes a physical copy of the Trash Humper zine, a digital copy the day that it drops, weekly essays and access to the entire essay archive, and a print, sticker, or mini-zine of the month mailed along with your Trash Humper copy! Now them's good eatin's.
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What they publish24Posts total9 postsLast month41.7%Members-only
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Article Latest post$5 tier & upTRASH HUMPER (AUGUST 2026 issue)There’s this song by Milwaukee underground legends Sacred Order that goes “I have the right to be poor and radical / I have the right to be
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ESSAY: "Oh My God! Fuckin' Pictures!" A Potted Appreciation of the Tijuana BiblesWho among us, in this vast, hilarious, confusing world of comics, could cast the first stone and claim that we’ve not wondered about — or evArticleAugust 17$5 tier & up 3 1
Tub Thumpin', Trash Humpin'Locked Tub Thumpin', Trash Humpin' August 15 4ArticleAugust 15$5 tier & up 0 0
So Ya Cannae Hack ItDistributing zines is a weird hit and miss process in the year of our lord 2026, but it's a process that I love very dearly. Record shops, iArticleAugust 14Public 4 3Russ Meyers presents Jodie Foster and the PussycatsWhen the weather turns nice, there’s a guy in town who rolls up in a white van and unloads five folding tables’ worth of books: Art books, gImageAugust 9Public 3 2ESSAY: Having Nothing, Becoming Something: Candlelit Notes on the Early Comics of ILYAThere was a summer when I was 17 when I couldn’t pay my light bill. I had a job that I did me well enough to be paid minimally for, but I aArticleAugust 4$5 tier & up 4 1
Having Ample Arch Support in the Teen Apocalypse“You don’t just produce ‘WooHaa!!” for Busta Rhymes and then become a bad person!” I asked my partner Phil the other day if his music tasteImageAugust 2Public 4 1ESSAY: "Here to Service You"At one point, someone told me that I reminded them of a Muppet, “if Muppets were too horny and kind of gross.” I’ve held this glowing complArticleJuly 30$5 tier & up 3 1
Therapy Is A Warm PrinterMuch to do, much to do! This week comes with polishing a really unnecessarily long essay on Coyote Ugly, putting the finishing touches on thArticleJuly 28Public 4 2Research actions
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