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V.G. Valmai
@VGValmaiTracked since May 2026
Dispatches from a hell-scape of my own creation.
Observed Aug 25, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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3 membership tiers
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AUD 2/moDues-Paying HostOkay, no money. But love?Love.Universe cruel and manipulative and I must extract maximum value. We must. We are team! Yes.You give to me because you love.I give nothing because we are one.When I have your arms and they are mine, I will make them spin me around and call me mine.Offering:Mutual respect
AUD 4/moGraftedYou, me. We are one. I am the teeth to your baby bird. You are gastric acid eating up hunks of nutrients in my flesh.You give, I take.I give, you take.We mate, yes?Offering:We grow together
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MembershipLast observed 2026-08-25. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.
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| Not ranked |  V.G. ValmaiProfileUncategorizedPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 25, 2026Stale |
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What they publish117Posts total11 postsLast month100%Members-only
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Article Latest postAUD 2 tier & upChapter Eighty-Two: And Also Two Hands in a BushSomething called out in the distance, a hacking cough, like a velociraptor with a chicken bone in its throat. Finn trudged off after it, cut
9 hours ago 0 likes 0 commentsChapter Eighty-One: A Hand in a BirdI braced myself to be a hand. I’d learnt that if I kept my thoughts even and ordered, the hand was more likely to do what I wanted it to do.Article3 days ago at Aug 25 crawlAUD 2 tier & up 0 0
Chapter Eighty: Hoop in a Hoop-Filled PlaceAfter visualising my hot-air balloon hitting the head of every single person I’d ever met, we moved on to the next exercise. I hopped back oArticle5 days ago at Aug 25 crawlAUD 2 tier & up 0 0
Future Cookbook Entry TwoLevel zero? Finally a fair fight! I'm sure nothing will go wrong for Nathan and this will be a walk in the (internal) park!Article5 days ago at Aug 25 crawlAUD 2 tier & up 0 0
Chapter Seventy-Nine: Porcelain ThroneThe camp looked like a coral reef made of meat when it was done. It blended so seamlessly into the rest of Timo’s inner lining that it couldArticleAugust 17AUD 2 tier & up 0 0
Chapter Seventy-Eight: Gut ForestThree hours later, my bio-mechanical legs moved from the clatter of bone to the squish of whale flesh. The four rebel fighters started to seImageAugust 14AUD 2 tier & up 0 0
Chapter Seventy-Seven: Dispatch from the End of the Universe (1)Excerpt from The Living Wave Vol. 4 Bobs 8:38–528 NTV (New Terra Version) Tattered, poorly xeroxed (as custom dictates), hidden between copiAudioAugust 12AUD 2 tier & up 0 0
Future Cookbook Entry OneAh, the noble Mollusk Herdling. So elegant in its design. Fully formed except for its effect on Nathan. There's a poll at the bottom for whiPollAugust 11AUD 2 tier & up 0 0
Chapter Seventy-Six: Poison the DellFred came back a few minutes later with what looked like a mug of coffee. On the side was a cartoon picture of an owl holding its own mug ofImageAugust 10AUD 2 tier & up 0 0
Chapter Seventy-Five: ProphetThe graft didn’t make a peep as Fred threaded the pink tube creature into my right nostril. Strange creatures into orifices: business as usuArticleAugust 7AUD 2 tier & up 0 0
[UAMBP] Ch. 9: Craft TableLunch was egg sandwiches with the crust cut off. Some had Dijon. Some had watercress. None of them had enough salt.ArticleAugust 5AUD 2 tier & up 0 0
Chapter Seventy-Four: PartyThe beer tasted like water and Fred was slurring after two glasses. Fuck, I was slurring after two as well. I’d always been able to hold myImageAugust 3AUD 2 tier & up 0 0
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