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$7.5/moSplooterHiddenWork hard, SPLOOT HARDER!Enjoy exclusive access to the Patron only streams that take place after every regular one, and enjoy uncensored comedy with a like minded group of fans! You’ll get episodes of the Unknown Caller Podcast a day early, PLUS a bonus episode each week.In addition to these amazing perks, you’ll also get discounts, priority tickets, and more!Make sure you join the Discord! SPLOOT GANG is only available to Splooters.
$14.5/moHeavy SplooterHiddenSPLOOT SO HARD THEY SEE IT IN SPACE!Everything in previous tier PLUS higher discounts AND the following upgrades!You will have access to EVERY TikTok replay. That’s right, you’ll never miss out on a crazy call, hilarious joke, or wholesome moment again. Binge watch whenever you want, or just have Alex’s soothing voice on in the background while you cook, study, or sploot.You’ll also get to MERGE calls with Alex on his streams! Play an active role in the pranking, and make your mom proud.In addition to these great upgrades, you’ll get to take part in an exclusive monthly hangout where Alex can answer your questions and make you laugh in an intimate setting. PLUS, these hangouts will be where Christie picks what t-shirt designs to do, and some of the designs will ONLY be available to Heavy Splooters!Heavy Splooters also get a personal shoutout on the podcast when they join, the opportunity to add comments that Alex will respond to when he posts his clips, AND the occasional free call when Alex is doing paid calls on TikTok.Celebrate your fandom, and bask in the greatness that is heavy splooting!
$30/moSploot GodHiddenI AM BECOME SPLOOT, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!Everything in previous tiers PLUS God status! Each month you stay a Sploot God, you’ll ascend to a new level of deity…River God (Month 1): Downstream Sploot! When you join, you get to send in a voice memo that we play on the show to announce your GOD STATUS. If you’re shy, we can make something good for you. You also get access to an exclusive GOD CHAT.Rain God (Month 2): Torrential Sploot! Alex will record a CUSTOM voicemail for your phone as whatever character you want.Ocean God (Month 3): Worldwide Sploot! FREE T-shirt! You get an exclusive Sploot God T-shirt at no additional cost.Tsunami God (Month 4): Unstoppable Sploot! UNLOCK exclusive access to a short film titled Harold: A Father’s Struggle.Iceberg God (Month 5): Titanic sinking Sploot! Get a prank package in the mail!Hurricane God (Month 6): Historic Sploot! A VICTORY shoutout on the podcast, and lunch with Christie and Alex over Zoom!At month 12 you will get a certificate of completion in the mail, and you will ALWAYS remain part of the God Chat as long as you stay a Sploot God.THANK YOU SO MUCH FROM THE WHOLE TEAM! 💦