Writing
Maria Koby
@alexontherocksTracked since May 2026
I wanna make you laugh if only for a moment.
Observed Aug 24, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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Starting price
$5/mo
7 membership tiers
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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$5/moBuy me a Cup of JoeCoffee is never enough. That buzz from coffee is keeping me from hibernation
$10/moYour Bada Bing Special!Public prices and benefits only
$20/moGabagool Special!Public prices and benefits only
$60/moOY Vey. Make the World a Better Place!Public prices and benefits only
$100/moGirl With a Feral MouthVirtual monthly chats & hangouts.I don’t like talking that much but I’ll be happy to open my mouth for my Patron.
$1,000/moTriple Bada Bing. Double GabagoolLet's Hit a Home Run. OY VEY, You’re making the World a Better Place by supporting me!This type of support includes, direct chats, face-to-face meetups, hangouts. TBD.
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MembershipLast observed 2026-08-24. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.
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May 202618 weeks trackedNow
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Maria Koby does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 0 of 3 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Maria Koby | Freshness |
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| Not ranked |  Maria KobyProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 24, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  Aleksander VladWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 24, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Alex Amelia PineWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 24, 2026 |
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Recent posts
What they publish46Posts total0 postsLast month83.3%Members-only
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Image Latest postPublicPart One. Early Day of P-Bass
I started writing this a few months ago — a love serenade, a love letter for my bass guitar, for music. It’s a love letter about how playing
April 5 0 likes 0 commentsGetting back to it!Hi Patrons. Here I am back here after a pause! The year of 2025 was mentally brutal, physically draining, excruciatingly frustrating in allArticleApril 4$5 tier & up 0 0
A French Lady with a Croissant up her AssLocked A French Lady with a Croissant up her Ass Oct 10, 2025 1:38AudioOct 10, 2025$5 tier & up 0 0
Heroes & Antiheroes. Lo Siento!Hi Patrons and Friends, I apologize for the gap! It’s been a very trying time! It’s been a challenging year! So here’s some comedy to startAudioOct 3, 2025Public 0 010 years ago you did what? I danced on Bourbon Street Day ShiftMy iPhone threw a TBT at me just as I was standing in front of the West End Church sign which read Blah Blah Blah Come to Church, holding aArticleMay 16, 2025$5 tier & up 0 0
Delayed AdulthoodI DIDN’T Think It Through was not the worst thing I did. I almost moved to LA nine years ago, the summer after I’d returned from New OrleansArticleApr 4, 2025$5 tier & up 0 0
LA Series: essays and shortsI'm starting a short series about LA to celebrate my upcomin LA anniversary in March. Here's a revisited piece about LA's KoreatownImageJan 16, 2025$5 tier & up 0 0
LA’s KoreatownAbsolutely Mental — is the name of Ricky Gervais’s podcast, but it’s been absolutely mental living in LA’s Koreatown. Koreatown feels like aArticleDec 19, 2024$5 tier & up 0 0
Debbie Downer Ad Infinitum but I do standup comedy weeklyThe world has become so dark — that The Sopranos (my favorite show) doesn’t feel dark. I often fall asleep to someone getting whacked in theArticleNov 5, 2024$5 tier & up 0 0
East Hollywood Broken Squirrel Story“There, there, motherfuckers!” The squirrel said, “you thought I’m only into nuts, with my innocent fluffy tail and shit. Now watch me.”ArticleApr 2, 2024$5 tier & up 0 0
Hollywood KidLocked Hollywood Kid Nov 22, 2023ArticleNov 22, 2023$5 tier & up 0 0
Hollywood BoyLocked Hollywood Boy Nov 15, 2023ArticleNov 15, 2023$5 tier & up 0 0
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