Membership tiers
Where the 35 observed tier members sit $0 34.3% $5 45.7%
$5 Soldier — the bar only uses public tier patron counts.
$0/mo Free 12 34.3% of observed tier members
$1/mo Citizen 1 2.9% of observed tier members
$3.5/mo Broke Bitch 0 0% of observed tier members
$5/mo Soldier 16 45.7% of observed tier members
$10/mo General 3 8.6% of observed tier members
$20/mo Field Marshal 3 8.6% of observed tier members
What they publish
Recent posts 43 Posts total 4 posts Last month 75% Members-only
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Audio Some Dumb Kid (single) I have a terrible confession to make: I had a sportswriting phase. One day around the summer of 2014, I was bored and decided to write a lit
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An Isolated Episode of Transient Global Amnesia (demo)
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YouTube Article June 1 Tour Diary #1: Island Insanity, the seal is broken, I am broken by seals Greetings, subscribers! I’m trying something a little different this week since we just wrapped our first mini “tour”, if you can even call Audio May 8 Announcement: Island Insanity, Cover contest results, and new single “Some Dumb Kid” We are very excited to announce our first Island dates outside Victoria! We will be taking a jaunt out to Nanaimo and Ucluelet on May 1st an Audio April 8 A Pirate Looks at Forty (Jimmy Buffett cover) Locked
A Pirate Looks at Forty (Jimmy Buffett cover)
January 19
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Locked Article January 19 Wendy (demo) Locked
Wendy (demo)
March 23
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Locked Article March 23 Perfect Sound (practice recording) Locked
Perfect Sound (practice recording)
April 12
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Locked Article April 12 Pastime with Bob Company (demo) Locked
Pastime with Bob Company (demo)
April 12
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Locked Article April 12 In Spite Of All The Danger (Quarrymen cover) Locked
In Spite Of All The Danger (Quarrymen cover)
January 26
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Locked Article January 26 Dick in my Zipper (Let’s Wrestle cover) Locked
Dick in my Zipper (Let’s Wrestle cover)
Nov 10, 2025
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3 Article Nov 10, 2025 Dick In My Zipper (Let’s Wrestle cover) Locked
Dick In My Zipper (Let’s Wrestle cover)
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Locked Article 5 days ago at Jun 21 crawl Some Dumb Kid (sneak peek) Locked
Some Dumb Kid (sneak peek)
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