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Bewildered

@alpha_iononeTracked since May 2026

Essays from the Outlands.

Observed Aug 22, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
Paid members
10
0% · 30-day rate from 11 observed days
Total audience
53
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$70

$50–$90 modeled range

Starting price
$5/mo
3 membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$5/moCamping un-failsBe my road trip buddy. Behind-the-scenes content and more about my story.
$9/moOutlandsShare my travels, geographic and otherwise. No astral projection, I just make camping as chaotic (but informative and entertaining) as possible.
Growth signals: Bewildered
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10 paid members · 30-day rate from 11 observed days

Membership
101110
May 202617 weeks trackedNow
Bewildered10 members · $70/mo

The chart only uses Bewildered's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

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5 creators shown
#48 of 9 cohort creators measured
Paid members in Recommended cohort

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8 of 9 cohort creators have a measured paid-member count; the other 1 remains unranked for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows
Bewildered's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
RankCreator and why includedPaid membersGap vs BewilderedFreshness
#3
venture4wdVideoContent relevance + business context
146136 moreAug 6, 2026Stale
#4
Amba TremainWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
10Same valueAug 25, 2026
#4
BewilderedProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort
10ReferenceAug 22, 2026Stale
#6
Dateline (The band not the TV show)WritingContent relevance + business context
37 fewerAug 18, 2026
#7
Adventuring Thru AnxietyWritingContent relevance + business context
19 fewerAug 22, 2026

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392Profile posts0 postsLast month41.7%Members-only

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Article Latest postPublicRustic Deep Lake camping

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Manistee Forest Wild CampingNo public preview was captured for this post.Article5d agoPublic 0 0Top Secret Camping Tips for Grand Island, MichiganNo public preview was captured for this post.Article5d agoPublic 0 0PilgrimApril 12ArticleApril 12$5 tier & up 1 1The Velvet HuntPicking up from July’s Buck Moon post… Show Me Your Outside Skeleton While fawns hide themselves away, bucks wear soft crowns of fuzzy, rou...ArticleAug 25, 2025$5 tier & up 0 0The Virus With No Name: Kentucky’s Uneasy QuietKentucky has largely fended off Chronic Wasting Disease, a fairly novel neurological easting disease that afflicts deer and could potentiall...ArticleAug 17, 2025$5 tier & up 0 0Sky Watch: Perseids 2025Jul 24, 2025ArticleJul 24, 2025Public 0 2Five Years Bewildered, Un-Fails and OutlandsFellow Woodland Disassociatives, In honor of Bewildered’s five-year anniversary, I want to thank you all and share my plans for keeping this...ArticleJul 23, 2025$5 tier & up 0 0Five YearsView 0 commentsArticle5d agoPublic 0 0Wild Quiet and Ground Level Grace: A Buck Moon Field guideThe New Buck Moon is coming soon, to grace us with her darkness. Most fawns are born by now, frequently in sets of dappled twins. Their moth...ArticleJul 21, 2025$5 tier & up 0 0Beyond the Riot: LBL, Ancient Fire, and a Dark EcologyJul 17, 2025ArticleJul 17, 2025Public 0 0this postBy morning's light I got my bearings. The site was littered with cellophane wrappers, broken bobbins, and (weirdly) a lot of half-burnt polyester clothes. The fire pit was overfilled with soggy ash. Poison ivy grew in a wide glossy swath at the woodland edge. The well-mannered roughneck from this post had his radio going and his hands empty, ready for a day of nothing in the shade. Down the hill, young adults with silly pool toys and too many coolers were already enjoying their long holiday weekend on the water. It was fine but my scorched earth was waiting, I hoped.Article5d agoPublic 0 0
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