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Andrew Heaton
@andrewheatonTracked since May 2026
Creating A Political Orphanage.
Observed Aug 20, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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$3/mo
5 membership tiers
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$3/moMonocleYou are a snazzy and articulate political orphan who has the most stylish of eyewear ever devised by gods or men!
You get:
● A weekly Patreon-only bonus episode
● Access to Discord, and the secret Facebook Page
● Good feelings for contributing general support to the program
$10/moMeerschaum PipeYou are aloof, sophisticated, and carry around an ornate, carved pipe from which you can exhale smoke plumes like a dragon!
You get:
● A mug! A mug of your choice! The Political Orphanage, Snuffy's, Friday Release Valve, or Alienating the Audience
● A weekly bonus episode
● Access to Discord, and the secret Facebook group
$25/moInner Scotch CircleYou are a steampunk baron and everyone fears, loves, and respects you simultaneously.
You get:
● A mug! A mug of your choice! The Political Orphanage, Snuffy's, Friday Release Valve, or Alienating the Audience
● Exclusive invite-only live chats with Heaton and other Top Hat-level political orphans during our online whisky tipples.
● Weekly bonus episodes
● Access to Discord, and the secret Facebook group
$50/moSnuffy's VIP SectionWho are you? You're the sort of person who confidently sits at the special Snuffy's VIP booth, situated between the juke box and the signed picture of Leonard Nimoy. You are the seniormost orphan, and Snuffy's patron!
You Get:
● A mug! A mug of your choice! The Political Orphanage, Snuffy's, Friday Release Valve, or Alienating the Audience
● An invite to come on an episode to give a review of your recent trip to Snuffy's.
● A weekly bonus episode, access to Discord and the secret Facebook group, and an invitation to the monthly Inner Scotch Circle whisky tipple.
Growth signals: Andrew Heaton
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MembershipLast observed 2026-08-20. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.
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May 202617 weeks trackedNow
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Andrew Heaton does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 8 of 9 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Andrew Heaton | Freshness |
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| #1 |  Gin and TacosNewsContent relevance + business context | 1,054 | Not comparable | Aug 25, 2026 |
| #2 |  Council of GeeksPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 651 | Not comparable | Aug 23, 2026 |
| #3 |  Podcasting is PraxisPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 326 | Not comparable | Aug 25, 2026 |
| #4 |  Profiles In EccentricityPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 292 | Not comparable | Aug 25, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Andrew HeatonProfileNewsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 20, 2026Stale |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Andrew Heaton; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
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