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The Apocalypse Players

@apocalypseplayersTracked since May 2026

creating A Call of Cthulhu Actual Play Podcast.

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£3/moCultistThose who wish to make sacrifice to The Cult of the Apocalypse in order to support the Telling of the Tales can do so for the mere cost of a c̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶ space mead... Cultists will receive the following: - Subscription to irregular Apocalypse Players emails / Patreon blog posts - Our eternal gratitude
£5/moApocalyteOnce the threshold is crossed, the novice is set on a path to even greater knowledge, eventually entering the inner sanctum and becoming an Apocalyte...Apocalytes gain immediate access to exclusive Patreon-only actual plays, including:Annual Christmas specials (3 so far)Hallowe’en specials (3 so far)3x 1-on-1 Monophobia specialsLive show recordings (more to come)Plus more, including the infamous drunken one-mic ‘Spilsbury’(Exclusive actual play content is released several times a year. Other systems played so far include Cthulhu Dark, Teeth, My Life with Master…)Also included at this tier:13 mini-scenarios / scenario seeds by Dan & Joseph
£10/moHerald of the End Times$58
£20/moDreamer in the Witch House“And so the army swelled with the ranks of new followers, whose ears had grown sensitive to a preternatural and intolerable degree. The sinister scurrying of rats in the wormy partitions, and the creaking of hidden timbers in the centuried house had become deafening—and yet these new powers allowed these feverish Dreamers to hear certain other, fainter, noises which drift from beyond, as if on a cosmic wind...‘The Apocalypse Plaaaayeeeers preeeeseeeent...”
£25/moKeeper of the BladeOut of the faithful are chosen four who demonstrate extraordinary devotion to the Cult of the Apocalypse, and in return are rewarded with a ceremonial title and occult duties aligned with an Act of Judgement. The first of these carries forth the sacrificial knife and bears the title 'Keeper of the Blades'...Each Keeper will be rewarded in the following ways:A unique ceremonial title.Credited on the website by name and ceremonial title (eventually...)Personalised in-character audio message from a PC of your choice.
£25/moKeeper of the Book of Wild BeastsOut of the faithful are chosen four who demonstrate extraordinary devotion to the Cult of the Apocalypse, and in return are rewarded with a ceremonial title and occult duties aligned with an Act of Judgement. The second of these holds close an arcane tome and is rightly known as 'Keeper of the Book of Wild Beasts'...Each Keeper will be rewarded in the following ways:A unique ceremonial title.Credited on the website by name and ceremonial title (eventually...)Personalised in-character audio message from a PC of your choice.
£25/moKeeper of PestilenceOut of the faithful are chosen four who demonstrate extraordinary devotion to the Cult of the Apocalypse, and in return are rewarded with a ceremonial title and occult duties aligned with an Act of Judgement. The third of these is entrusted with the vial and goes by the title 'Keeper of Pestilence'...Each Keeper will be rewarded in the following ways:A unique ceremonial title.Credited on the website by name and ceremonial title (eventually...)Personalised in-character audio message from a PC of your choice.
£25/moKeeper of the Hollow SkullOut of the faithful are chosen four who demonstrate extraordinary devotion to the Cult of the Apocalypse, and in return are rewarded with a ceremonial title and occult duties aligned with an Act of Judgement. The last of these, but the most noble of all, is 'Keeper of the Hollow Skull'... Each Keeper will be rewarded in the following ways:A unique ceremonial title.Credited on the website by name and ceremonial title (eventually...)Personalised in-character audio message from a PC of your choice.
£25/moDrafter of Azathoth$59
£25/moWatcher at the Mountains of Madness"As it had been foretold, the mists parted and one stepped forward who had come from the land of lakes and peaks, bearing a faraway gaze and devilish scrawled notes that spoke of prehistoric horrors and once lost civilisations come once again to bring forth the End of Days... And the figure became known as the Watcher at the Mountains of Madness."
£25/moAlchemist of the Mercury Compass"And from the West, one came bearing gifts—sweetmeats, intoxicating liquor, and jewels engraved with strange sigils—and the cultists rejoiced at his coming. But the Alchemist kept one item close, and forbade the gathered multitudes to touch it, for this was an Artefact of Power used for Searching and Divining, and it went by the name of the Mercury Compass..."
£25/moCustodian of the Ultharian Litter BoxBrave indeed is the soul who picks through the Litter Boxes of Ulthar, for “the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men can not see.” Like all felines, the denizens of Ulthar have their needs and their needs must be serviced. But moreover, Zoog bones, singular beetles, and other curiosities which failed to kill the cat may be found within, and these relics brought to the hallowed halls of the Apocalypse...
£25/moHolder of the Silver Key'And there was another who came forth bearing a scroll of discoloured parchment. He laid it upon the sacrificial altar and began to unroll it, revealing a huge key of tarnished silver covered with cryptical arabesques. Neither he nor the assembled hordes could parse its meaning, but those who gazed upon it heard a strange whistling sound and felt a chill run through their bones...'
£25/moThe Yellow King's Fool‘Dance, jester, dance! Dance the dance of my soul, and dance it for Cassilda! Together we are bound to Carcosa, and when we reach those shores we will tear off our human masks and bear our true flesh to the twin suns there. They say all who enter the Court of the Yellow King are mad, except he who was mad to begin with: the Jester, the Clown, the FOOL.’
£25/moCustodian of the AP Discord Lore"More wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of the Apocalypse Players Discord server. Blue, green, black, white, or rainbow-hued; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that abyssal cloud is not silent. All my days have I watched it and listened to it, and I know it well. At first it told to me only the plain little tales of episode releases and harmless memes, but with the years it grew more friendly and spoke of other things; of things more strange and more distant in space and in time, and of webs of string; intricate, tangled, and deepest darkest crimson."― H.P. Lovecraft, The Transition of H. P. Lovecraft: The Road to Madness (almost)
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Audio Latest postPublicThe Order of the Stone Ch.2 Murder in Greyport 04: 'How to End a Scene'

1:41:56 The Order of the Stone Ch.2 Murder in Greyport 04: 'How to End a Scene' The Order of the Stone Ch.2 Murder in Greyport 04: 'How to End a Scene' August 17 28 2 $ USD • English (United States) •

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The Order of the Stone Ch.2 Murder in Greyport 03: 'Some of the Published Material'Locked The Order of the Stone Ch.2 Murder in Greyport 03: 'Some of the Published Material' August 2 41 3AudioAugust 2£3 tier & up 41 3
The Order of the Stone Ch.2 Murder in Greyport 02: 'Orgasm of Origami'Locked The Order of the Stone Ch.2 Murder in Greyport 02: 'Orgasm of Origami' July 18 37 2ArticleJuly 18£3 tier & up 37 2
The Order of the Stone Ch.2 Murder in Greyport 01: 'Cold Fish Summer'Locked The Order of the Stone Ch.2 Murder in Greyport 01: 'Cold Fish Summer' June 30 57 12AudioJune 30£3 tier & up 57 12
Instant San Loss 15: 'A Message of Art' (Part 3)In which the Players violently throw shade at each other and the listeners. Dom is sardonic and Danann carbolic, Dan is indulgent and JosephImageJune 11£3 tier & up 12 4
Instant San Loss 15: ‘A Message of Art’ (part 2)In which the Players discuss visceral horrors like strangulation and press night parties, also touching on character motivations and favouriImageJune 4£3 tier & up 15 2
Instant San Loss 15: A Message of Art (part 1)In which the Players are joined by the radiant Jessica Temple, all five of the team very briefly answer an incredibly straightforward questiImageMay 28£3 tier & up 24 6
Blomqvist & Fellwood 02: ‘On Marvels’Locked Blomqvist & Fellwood 02: ‘On Marvels’ April 23 29 4AudioApril 23£3 tier & up 29 4
Blomqvist & Fellwood 01: ‘Westward Ho!’Locked Blomqvist & Fellwood 01: ‘Westward Ho!’ April 9 37 10ArticleApril 9£3 tier & up 37 10
Working for the Washington Brothers 04 (FINALE): ‘Come With Me and We'll Live Forever’Locked Working for the Washington Brothers 04 (FINALE): ‘Come With Me and We'll Live Forever’ March 26 48 9ArticleMarch 26£3 tier & up 48 9
Working for the Washington Brothers 03: 'Shave and a Haircut'Locked Working for the Washington Brothers 03: 'Shave and a Haircut' March 12 45 3ArticleMarch 12£3 tier & up 45 3
Working for the Washington Brothers 02: ‘Another Fine Mess’Locked Working for the Washington Brothers 02: ‘Another Fine Mess’ February 26 41 5AudioFebruary 26£3 tier & up 41 5
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