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BarelyAdventist
@barelyadventistTracked since May 2026
creating Adventist satire and humor.
Observed Aug 24, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
Paid members
69
3.4% · 30-day rate from 26 observed days
Total audience
328
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$138
$69–$207 modeled range
Starting price
$1/mo
6 membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$1/moPotluck Insider- Thanks for backing us with $1 per month! BarelyAdventist would be as dry as burned Special K Loaf if it weren't for you❗️
- You'll get access to the BarelyAdventist Patron Only updates where we'll feature insider info on upcoming BarelyAdventist projects😜
$3/moSevvy's Pen Pal- All the awesomeness above.
- You will get to name a character in one of our posts🕵
- Sevvy will give you his personal email address so you have an inside line to the head writer.
$5/moCreative Consultant- You are amazing!! We would give your our last Big Frank. All the above rewards are yours👏👏
- At $5 per month you'll get a behind-the-scenes look at how the vetting and writing of BarelyAdventist posts takes place. We would LOVE your input!
$10/moYour Wish Is Our Command- High Roller!! (In a strictly Adventist, non-gambly kind of way.) Gracias, fellow Sabbath keeper - help yourself to the above rewards.
- Sevvy will send you a super cool postcard from wherever he is living right now.
- Pitch a story topic and we'll write about it!
$100/moBlog Post Champ- We would give you cutsies in our potluck line ANYTIME😎😎
- All the above perks are a given.
- BarelyAdventist's Sevvy will call you up for a fun chat.
- You get to sponsor a BarelyAdventist post with a mutually-approved link of your choice.
Growth signals: BarelyAdventist
+3.4%
Membership69 paid members · 30-day rate from 26 observed days
696866
May 202618 weeks trackedNow
BarelyAdventist69 members · $138/mo
The chart only uses BarelyAdventist's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.
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Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs BarelyAdventist | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 |  beckscomicsWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 70 | 1 more | Aug 24, 2026 |
| #2 |  BarelyAdventistProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 69 | Reference | Aug 24, 2026Stale |
| #3 |  Nothing But NinersWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 67 | 2 fewer | Aug 24, 2026 |
| #4 |  benWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 66 | 3 fewer | Aug 24, 2026 |
| #4 |  Joe LetzWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 66 | 3 fewer | Aug 24, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around BarelyAdventist; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
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