Membership tiers
Where the 13 observed tier members sit $0 30.8% $1 30.8% $5 23.1%
$0 Free — the bar only uses public tier patron counts.
$0/mo Free 4 30.8% of observed tier members
$1/mo Beach Comber (Patron) 1 7.7% of observed tier members
$1/mo Wave Rider (Founding Patron) 4 30.8% of observed tier members
$5/mo Mermaid Pod Patrons 3 23.1% of observed tier members
$10/mo Star of the Sea 1 7.7% of observed tier members
What they publish
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Audio Mermaid Minute: Mothering Day It's Mother's Day, my darlings, and your favorite Actual Woman of the Sea has some feelings...
2604.04 - Mermaid Minute: Happy Easter Description: Eggs. Bunnies. Chocolate logistics that raise more questions than answers. 🐰🥚 Meanwhile, under the sea, we’re imagining biolumi Audio April 4 State of the Mermaid Locked
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21:14 Audio April 3 TBM-260310-Salt, Coffee, Showtime Description: Three stories. Two guest readers. One mermaid, back from a very long bath. The Bathtub Mermaid returns with 'Salt Logic,' 'Caff Audio March 10 The Bathtub Mermaid Reads: The Locked Room, by Holly Hepburn Welcome to my first capsule review. These are short, audio reflections on books that caught my attention and lingered with me, and they won’ Audio January 21 TBM-2512.24 - Dog Days of Advent: Midnight Description: Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don't live in the Audio Dec 24, 2025 TBM-2512.23 - Dog Days of Advent: Sled Description: Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don't live in the Audio Dec 23, 2025 TBM-2512.23 - Dog Days of Advent: Gift and Train Description: Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don't live in the Audio Dec 23, 2025 TBM-2512.22 - Dog Days of Advent: Ritual, Thread, and Magic Description: Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don't live in the Audio Dec 22, 2025 TBM-2512.17 - Dog Days of Advent: Candle Description: Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don't live in the Audio Dec 17, 2025 TBM-2512.16 - Dog Days of Advent: Icicle Description: Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don't live in the Audio Dec 16, 2025 TBM-2512.15 - Dog Days of Advent: Flare Description: Welcome to the Dog Days of Advent. I made a list of prompts, and wrote a bite-sized story for each one. They don't live in the Audio Dec 15, 2025 
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