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$1.99/mo💛 Baby BlondieHiddenYou might be new to the Blondie fam, but you’re already rocking that blonde-in-nature energy! You don’t need blonde hair to join us—just a love for fun, laughter, and maybe a little chaos. As a Baby Blondie, you’ll get early, ad-free access to each episode so you’re always ahead of the curve. It’s the sweetest (and cheapest!) way to keep the Blondies babbling.
$4.99/mo✨ Bleach BlondieHiddenTime to get into the roots with Hayden & Daxton! You don’t have to be blonde in color, but you should definitely be blonde in nature—and this tier is where the extra fun happens. As a Bleach Blondie, you’ll get early, ad-free episodes PLUS exclusive bonus footage cut from the main podcast, along with extra video content made just for our Bleach Blondie fam.
$49.99/mo🍓 Strawberry BlondieHiddenYou’re not just along for the ride—you’re helping us make it happen! You don’t need blonde hair to join in, just a little sparkle of blonde spirit. As a Strawberry Blondie, you’ll get a Producer Credit on the podcast, plus all perks from Baby & Bleach Blondie tiers. You’re part of the show’s DNA now (and you look great in strawberry).
$99.99/mo🌟 Golden BlondieHiddenThis tier is for the ride-or-dies who help us spread the Blondie love far and wide. You don’t need blonde hair—but your nature? Pure gold. As a Golden Blondie, you’ll help fuel our marketing and PR magic to get the podcast heard by the masses. You’ll receive Producer AND PR credits on episodes and posts, plus all perks from lower tiers. You’re basically in the Blondies’ inner circle.
$499/mo🥂 Champagne BlondieHiddenEffervescent and sparkling, you bring the celebration wherever you go. As a Champagne Blondie, you’re helping Blondies Out Loud pop with creativity and fun. You’ll enjoy VIP recognition in our episodes, posts, and events, all previous tier perks, plus exclusive behind-the-scenes updates straight from the Blondies.
$999/mo💎 Platinum BlondieHiddenOkay… if you’re here, you must be just as wonderfully, gloriously crazy as we are—and we are 100% here for it! You’re not just supporting the show, you’re becoming Blondie royalty. At this level, you’ll get every single perk from all tiers, plus our eternal gratitude, shoutouts on the podcast, and maybe even a handwritten love note or two. You don’t have to be blonde in color, but you do have to be a little blonde in nature. We see you, Platinum legend. Let’s make podcast magic together!