$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$5/moGeneral supportHiddenThis is a basic-level patronage tier for those of you who'd like to show me some support, just because you are a stellar human being! For providing patronage at this level, I'll show the world what you mean to me by listing your name at the end of my YouTube videos.
$10/moEars on!HiddenAt this level of patronage, I'll be giving access to my new (mostly audio) blog. I make no promises whatsoever that the material on my mind will be remarkably interesting or funny. But the thoughts will be from my very own brainpan. So there's that! I'll post them with regularity, probably twice per month. 😀 These BlahBlahBlah Blog posts are likely to consist of my own musings as well as reports on my progress with THE PROJECT.
$20/moLittle pitchers have big earsHiddenIn addition to getting access to the much-sought after BlahBlahBlah Blog, Patrons at this tier will receive early access to the audiobooks before anyone else can hear them on YouTube!
$30/moNow hear this!HiddenPatrons at this level of patronage will receive the majesty that is the BlahBlahBlah Blog as well as early access to audiobooks from the lower tiers. Moreover, they will get the chance to provide direct feedback to me via survey polls and other voting opportunities. So when I'm trying to decide what listeners might prefer, you will get the chance to guide me. Make your voice heard! Rock the vote!! Other similar phrases cheapened by cheap politics in our time!!!
$50/moHear ye! Hear ye!HiddenAt this level you will get access to the "fabulous" BlahBlahBlah Blog, early access to the finished audiobooks, and the power of suffrage. But wait, there's more! It takes several readthroughs before I sit down to record a narration. For patrons at this level, in addition to the benefits for the lower tiers, you'll also be able to join me when I do. You'll receive invitations to access my Discord server to hear me when I do live readthroughs. You will be free to comment and give feedback as I read.
$75/moFor Your Ears OnlyHiddenIn addition to the BlahBlahBlah Blog, early access to finished audiobooks, making your voice heard through votes, getting to hear and comment on behind-the-scenes live narration ACTION, Patrons at this tier will get incredibly exclusive poetry readings. These recordings will remain exclusive to this tier for a minimum of one year (possibly forever, tbh).