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The Complete Guide to Everything

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$5/moWeekly Bonus EpisodesGet access to our new weekly episodes in which two dummies read the classics, watch movies, read gossip magazines and amaze each other with facts.(You'll also get access to hundreds of back catalog minisodes from the past couple years.)
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They’re older than trees, older than the rings of Saturn, and covered in thousands of tiny teeth instead of normal scales. That’s right, this week we’re diving deep into the ocean's apex predators: sharks. Are they terrifying man-eaters, or are crocodiles and hippos doing all the actual dirty work? Also, Tim recounts a harrowing tale of bartender gastrointestinal distress, and we question why anyone would ever want to live on the moon...

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TCGTE Patreon Exclusives (The Complete Guide to Everything)Books: The Podcast - Growing Up Urkel [Episode 1] 5 days agoArticle5 days ago at Aug 26 crawl$5 tier & up 11 9Books: The Podcast - Growing Up Urkel starts this weekFor the next two weeks we'll be "doing the Urkel," as the kids say. We're reading Jaleel White's memoir Growing Up Urkel, and it doesn't disappoint. Read along if you want to be a true nerd!ImageAugust 19Public 0 4TCGTE Patreon Exclusives (The Complete Guide to Everything)Summer Jobs - Part 2 [Early & Ad-Free] August 15ArticleAugust 15$5 tier & up 1 2TCGTE Patreon Exclusives (The Complete Guide to Everything)Fast Food Fryday - August 2026 August 14ArticleAugust 14$5 tier & up 7 23TCGTE Patreon Exclusives (The Complete Guide to Everything)This week on TCGTE Presents: HOT SUMMER, we’re diving into the classic teen rite of passage: summer jobs. Tim details his storied career slinging meat at a butcher shop, ignoring civic emergency phone calls while listening to Cher's Believe album on loop, and attending a Gallagher show with his ex-girlfriend's family. Plus, we get the facts about the Dave Matthews Band Chicago river boat disaster, the child labor laws around water slides, and famous celebrity summer jobs...ArticleAugust 8$5 tier & up 3 6TCGTE Patreon Exclusives (The Complete Guide to Everything)Tim & Tom At The Movies - Spider-Man: Brand New DayArticleAugust 7$5 tier & up 7 19TCGTE Patreon Exclusives (The Complete Guide to Everything)It’s summer and we’re hot, so this week we’re talking about air conditioners: how they work, whether they’re actually bad for the environment, and why portable ones with one hose stink. We also invent a better kind of pants pocket for carrying wet spaghetti, celebrate clip-on sunglasses, and explain how a lake can be a battery...ArticleAugust 1$5 tier & up 3 1TCGTE Patreon Exclusives (The Complete Guide to Everything)Tabloid Boys - July 2026 July 31ArticleJuly 31$5 tier & up 8 36TCGTE Patreon Exclusives (The Complete Guide to Everything)Thunderstorms [Early & Ad-Free] July 25ArticleJuly 25$5 tier & up 3 1TCGTE Patreon Exclusives (The Complete Guide to Everything)Tube Boobs - July 2026 July 24ArticleJuly 24$5 tier & up 5 14TCGTE Patreon Exclusives (The Complete Guide to Everything)This week we’re discussing the only glasses that are cool: sunglasses. Plus, Tom recounts his heroic (and highly litigious) days as a teenage lifeguard, we try to decipher the local deli's hot dog cart rental policy, and we explore the bizarre history of sunglasses: from 12th-century Chinese judges hiding their poker faces to the STD symptoms that made dark lenses popular in the 1920s...ImageJuly 18$5 tier & up 2 1
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