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Crispy Parsnips
@crispyparsnipsTracked since May 2026
creating Comics, Illustrations, Music & Videos.
Observed Aug 25, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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2 membership tiers
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$1/moYou Lovely Root Veggie, You!Thank you so very much for your very kind support! You get:Early comics, videos and musicAccess to WIPs and behind-the-scenes nonsenseFortnightly updates on all of my nonsenseAnd much* much** more! *That's about it. **See (*)
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MembershipLast observed 2026-08-25. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.
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May 202618 weeks trackedNow
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Crispy Parsnips does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 0 of 4 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Crispy Parsnips | Freshness |
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| Not ranked |  Crispy ParsnipsProfileVideoPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 25, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  Chan ReactsVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 25, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Chadwick Ezra Jr.VideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 25, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  CryZENxVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 26, 2026 |
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Recent posts
What they publish32Posts total3 postsLast month16.7%Members-only
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Article Latest postPublicAlright, We'll Call It A Draw ~ 2026 Update #16I have tried coming up with a witty introduction for this post but I do feel honesty is the best policy when it comes to public relations: T
August 17 0 likes 0 commentsSherlock Holmes: The Awakened ~ Stream Highlights #1Have you ever noticed how in the 'Bottles of Beer' song they're passing those bottles around? Are they all drinking from them? That doesn'tArticleAugust 15$1 tier & up 0 0
Next Stop ~ 2026 Update #15Have you ever noticed how in the 'Bottles of Beer' song they're passing those bottles around? Are they all drinking from them? That doesn'tArticleAugust 15Public 0 0
The Fourteen Times ~ 2026 Update #14Hello and welcome to a new video! Now... wait, that's not what this is. At least I hope it isn't. It would be pretty boring just watching meVideoJuly 20Public 0 0Forks & Branches ~ 2026 Update #13Y'alright there? Staying cool? Keeping out of trouble? Wearing sunscreen? You're keeping topped up with water, right? Been outside for someArticleJuly 6Public 0 0Somewhat Soul-Sought ~ 2026 Update #12Hello! This update has enough waffle, so we're just going to waltz right in and get cracking! That's right, no whimsy or distraction, pure dArticleJune 22Public 2 1Choose Your Own Misadventure ~ 2026 Update #11Hello! So, uh, how are you? Oh, really? Oh. Oh that's a shame. Well yeah, at least you've got that. No I don't think you mentioned it beforeArticleJune 1Public 2 1Thunk Goodnish ~ 2026 Update #10Hello and welcome to yet another exciting instalment of the Crispy Parsnips Almost Bi-Weekly Supporter Update Wot Appears Of Patreon From TiArticleMay 18Public 0 0Funk Not Funk ~ 2026 Update #9*Knocks at your door* *The door opens and I fall in* *Lands face first on the floor* *Stays there* *Remains motionless* *You think this is aArticleMay 4Public 2 380 & 100 Days ~ The Full DoodlageLocked 80 & 100 Days ~ The Full Doodlage April 27 2ArticleApril 27$1 tier & up 0 0
Those Were The Days ~ 2026 Update #8Welcome one and all to the 110th day of the year! That time of year in which nothing particularly interesting happens except people ask me wImageApril 20Public 0 0Around The Doodle In 100 DaysOnce upon a time a parsnip attempted to factorise the number 100. He failed at this so significantly it affected three months of his life. BArticleApril 18Public 0 0
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