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Critical Thot (s)
@criticalthotTracked since Jul 2026
creating a space for "crazy girls": witchcraft, feminism & psych.
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5 membership tiers
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$3/moBaby WitchAccess to my bi-monthly essays, the reading list, weekly moon cycle and astrology updates, access to the GroupMe.
$5/moCoven GirliesAccess to my essays, the reading list, the GroupMe, weekly astrology updates, plus I share my journaling prompts with examples, and how I use spell work alongside therapy to walk you through full moon rituals every month.
$10/moHonors WitchAccess to bimonthly essays, weekly astrology updates + monthly full moon ritual explanations, the reading list, the GroupMe, journaling prompts with examples from my own grimoire, and monthly Zoom meetings where we discuss hard questions or experiences, and I tell you what my therapist says and any other advice you might want. Take it with a grain of salt... I am learning alongside you. Remember I am not a therapist but I am qualified to support and listen in the witchy ways I can <3 Salt is the most important ingredient in many traditions of spells.
$500/moHigh PriestessFull access to all tiers but I'll love you more and memorize your entire birth chart
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Critical Thot (s) does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 6 of 7 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Critical Thot (s) | Freshness |
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| #1 |  Brenda the CraftyHandedWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 0 | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| #1 |  CREARWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 0 | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| #1 |  Creating Families TogetherWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 0 | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| #1 |  Creative BDWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 0 | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Critical Thot (s)ProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 20, 2026Stale |
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Article Latest post$3 tier & upEverything Is A Spell."You can still be mysterious and overshare- because people will be like, why would she say that?"...
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