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$5/moStow-Away!HiddenYou may be saying to yourself, "Five bux!? Just to see what I can probably find on his Facebook or Instagram for free!?" Well, news flash, I won't be posting much of this at all on either of those platforms (take that, Meta)! Sure...there will be single pretty bits here and there to draw folks in, but there won't be anywhere near what I'll be painting these Patreon walls with! For a mere 16¢ a day (that's less than the price of 1 gallon of gasoline [...in 1931]) you can come along with me and witness this grand voyage, the likes of which you will not see, especially via my whacky artistic point of view, anywhere else! Join today! PS-Add your address and maybe I'll send you a post card or something now and then! Given the availability of post cards. And stamps. And...mail.
$10/moTerrence TierHidden"Dude...you are selling yourself short!" Terrence thinks many would pay much more to follow my adventure. For all the Terrences out there, here is a $10 tier and for $10 a month you get....! The same exact thing as the $5 teir. Seriously, same thing for more money because you just want to support my crazy adventure that much. You are silly to sign on at this tier...and I'd be surprised & grateful.
$20/moPlatinum Terrence TierHiddenYou want the same exact thing others are getting for $5 or $10 but for the most impressive price offered? You wanna be more Terrence than even Terrence himself? You wanna support my adventures like you're a drunk bro in a Vegas strip joint at 3am who has a flight in 4 hours? Well then make it rain, my friend! The Platinum Terrence Tier is for you, big spender!