$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moBecome A PatronHiddenUnlock exclusive content and join my community of patrons. Thank you!Access to patron-only contentConnect with other patronsAccess to the cult chat!
$3/moJoin the Cult!HiddenOkay so everyone is in the cult, but now it's extra official! And "Cult Member" sounds fancier than "Patron" 😁 a vanity tier to show extra support for my chaos 🥰
$5/moCultist in the CreditsHiddenNow everyone will know! 🔥 Your name or pseudonym will be listed in YouTube video descriptions and the credits of any other projects I happen to publish during your time here.
$5000/moThe Sect on ScreenHiddenShove it in their faces! 😝 Your name will be shown on screen at the end of edited videos wherever possible. Everywhere else, you'll rank higher in the credits than members of the previous tier.On screen recognition currently not available for livestreams, PRA videos, unedited recordings, or shorts.Yes, I recently raised the price from $20 to $5000 coz I'm tired af and don't actually have energy for this right now lol, buuut for $5000 maybe I could... XD
$6000/moCreepy ChantingHiddenWelcome to my list of terror...! I'll be verbalising the names of everyone on it in videos and livestreams wherever possible. The list will live in my pocket, so it could happen anywhere, anytime! You'll also rank higher on screen or in the credits where chanting is not possible.Verbal shout outs may not be available for PRA videos, shorter content, or music content.Yes, I recently raised the price from $50 to $6000 coz I'm tired af and don't actually have energy for this right now lol, buuut for $6000 maybe I could... XD
$7000/moSacred ScribblingsHidden...I mean heck, I better start sending you monthly postcards at this point. And knowing me, they'll be unique, customised, artsy creations. Writing random nonsense is a classic pastime of the unhinged cult leader, right!?+ everything from lower tiersYes, I recently raised the price from $100 to $7000 coz I'm tired af and don't actually have energy for this right now lol, buuut for $7000 maybe I could... XD
$8000/moRitual RamblingsHiddenNow you're getting monthly letters instead of postcards… so they’re bigger and more unhinged?+ everything from Creepy ChantingYes, I recently raised the price from $250 to $8000 coz I'm tired af and don't actually have energy for this right now lol, buuut for $8000 maybe I could... XD
$9000/moSanctified Scary ScreamingsHiddenYou probably need more terror in your life. Let me help you with a monthly short video of me screaming something for/at you (within reason) eg. telling your kid to go the fuck to bed, or telling YOU to go to bed instead of writing more ridiculous Patreon tiers…+ everything from Ritual RamblingsYes, I recently raised the price from $500 to $9000 coz I'm tired af and don't actually have energy for this right now lol, buuut for $9000 maybe I could... XD
$10000/moPocketbook PurificationHiddenLet’s admit you’re insane but I’ll also send you some small work of art every month which will end up way more valuable than crypto when I get famous… 😄😉 (humour, not financial advice...!) You're way deep in the cult at this point! 😱+ everything from Sanctified Scary ScreamingsYes, I recently raised the price from $1000 to $10000 coz I'm tired af and don't actually have energy for this right now lol, buuut for $10000 maybe I could... XD
$15000/moExtremist ExorcismHiddenYou need help, and I am absolutely unqualified to give it, but let’s have a monthly 30min video chat anyway because I probably want to see who the fuck you are even if video calls are super uncomfortable lol 😅😅😅 thanks for single-handedly bankrolling this entire operation and turning me into a proper Scientology-level cult leader...!! 🔥😈🔥+ everything from Pocketbook PurificationYes, I recently raised the price from $10000 to $15000 coz I'm tired af and don't actually have energy for this right now lol, buuut for $15000 maybe I could... XD