$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$2/moLook, don't encourage her--HiddenOkay, we know you *mean* well, but when you start throwing dollars at her nonsense, it just gets her ramped up and then we'll never get her down for her nap. Listen, if you could just-- or, sure, okay, you could hit the pledge button instead. *sigh* Fine.
If you MUST know, you'll be getting access to members-only content here on Patreon, invitations to send questions for AMA (ask me anything) videos she'll make just for you, and your name on her Patrons page as well as in the acknowledgments of every book she publishes while this Patreon is live. Godspeed, friend.
$10/moOh god, you got her started...HiddenGreat. Now she's definitely on her bullshit and we'll be finding glitter in our ass cracks for months. Okay, look, we know this *seems* really entertaining for you right now, but we're telling you, when you wake up in a kiddie pool full of confetti and foam for the third ti-- so you're definitely going to do it, then? You're clicking "pledge"? ...you know what, just, whatever. We'll shut up then.
All right, all right...so you'll get everything from the $2 tier, plus you'll be invited to beta-read her new books, plus you'll get to weigh in on polls to choose character names, plot twists, names for books or shows, cover art, and more. AND for your birthday (or one alternate special occasion of your choosing), she'll make you a video hyping you (or the person you want her to make the video for). God have mercy on your soul, traveler.
$25/moWelp, you brought this on yourself tbh.HiddenYou know what? We just can't help you if you won't believe us. We TOLD you she was going to get completely out of control if you kept giving her attention for her nonsense. We said, "don't let her come in here with her bullshit" and you said "Hey Diva, why don't you come in here with your bullshit?" And now look. She's UNSTOPPABLE. Are you happy now? Lordt.
I guess we should tell you what you're getting yourself into? It's all the other tiers' benefits, plus you get an ebook copy of every book Diva publishes (starting with the two she has out already, Anonymous Sex Vol. I and MetamorphosUS). In addition, you're entitled to a quarterly five-card tarot reading over video call with her. That's literally worth the price of admission right there. May the road rise up to meet you because you're gonna need a place to sit and catch your breath.