$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$5/moPessimistHiddenThe Pessimist tier gives you ad-free access to The Downside plus Patron-only bonus episodes. You'll also get access to the catalogue of our AMP episodes, the ability to submit your own "This Has Gotta Stop" whenever you like, a priceless shoutout, and if you message me I'll get back sooner than I do to my parents.
$10/moCynicHiddenYou get everything in the Pessimist tier + video of all Patreon-only episodes + exclusive access to other clips like my stand up set for my middle school friend's wedding, the private bachelor party gig that almost made me quit comedy, and whatever other cool shit that happens in me and Russell's lives or we talk about on the podcast.
Also, if you're ever in NYC or I'm touring in your area, reach out for a complimentary ticket and I will do everything in my power to make it happen.
$25/moNihilistHiddenYou get everything in the Pessimist/Cynic tier (which, let's be honest, is a fucking lot) and that feeling of superiority knowing you're giving the maximum amount.
Also, if you're ever in NYC or I'm touring your area I will set up two comps (unless the club is being a dick about it) and will pay way more attention to you after the show than anyone else.
We also have a few ideas once we get a couple subscribers, a monthly Zoom show? A monthly live-stream show? Unlimited tickets to a stand-up show in New York? We're open to suggestions and promise to make it worth your while. And the second we get some Downside merch, we'll be sending you that shit FOR FREE.