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Don't Praise The Machine
@dptmTracked since May 2026
⚖️ Lawyer & 🎧 DJ chat how technology is changing culture.
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AUD 5/moTierGATEWAY
• Episodes 24 Hours Early
• 1 Monthly Bonus Patron Members ONLY Exclusive Episode
• Access To The Discord Community
AUD 10/moTierTHAT'S SO MID
• Episodes 24 Hours Early • 1 Monthly Bonus Patron Members ONLY Exclusive Episode • Access To The Discord Community • PLUS Suggested Topics & Voting Rights in Polls • PLUS Exclusive Member ONLY DPTM Sticker Pack
AUD 25/moTierCHAMPAGNE COMEDY
• Episodes 24 Hours Early • 1 Monthly Bonus Patron Members ONLY Exclusive Episode • Access To The Discord Community • PLUS Suggested Topics & Voting Rights in Polls • PLUS Exclusive Member ONLY DPTM Sticker Pack • PLUS 1 Cameo Style Video from Al or John • PLUS DPTM T-SHIRT designed by John!!! (***unlocked after 2 months of CHAMPAGNE TIER membership) • 1 PACK of DPTM Trading Cards EXCLUSIVE to CHAMPAGNE Tier MEMBERS
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Don't Praise The Machine does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 0 of 7 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Don't Praise The Machine | Freshness |
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| Not ranked |  Don't Praise The MachineProfileMusicPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 30, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  drezzdieMusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  drfaustus1(Joe)MusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  MaXXubsMusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  MORRISMusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 30, 2026 |
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What they publish144Profile posts4 postsLast month25%Members-only
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Article Latest postAUD 5 tier & upDon't Praise The Machine MEMBERSOoshies Fever: A Supermarket Built a Slot Machine for Kids
3 hours ago 0 likes 0 commentsThe Rust Belt Wanted Jobs, Not Data CentersDon't Praise The Machine MEMBERS The Rust Belt Wanted Jobs, Not Data Centers August 23 View post There's a data center planned for Utah that was originally supposed to be twice the size of Manhattan. Even after intense local pushback chopped it in half, it's still incomprehensibly massive. Alex and John try to picture that (they can't), then get into why old Rust Belt towns are trading steel mills for server racks and getting a fraction of the jobs they were promised. Tax breaks, diesel generators, a 24-hour hum nobody asked for, but hey, John gets to pester ChatGPT with nonsense hypotheticals.ArticleAugust 23Public 0 0The Viral Hit That Proves AI Music Is Out Of ControlFenix Flexin swore up and down he freestyled "Rubberz." He didn't. This week: how an AI-generated rap song landed on the Billboard Hot 100, racked up 35 million Spotify streams, and got taken down by a producer who noticed the file name still contained the AI music platform they used. facepalmArticleAugust 16Public 0 0TikTok's Live Shopping Boom Is Changing The Face Of RetailDon't Praise The Machine MEMBERS TikTok's Live Shopping Boom Is Changing The Face Of Retail August 9 View post TikTok Shop is quietly building the biggest impulse-buying machine in retail history — a live, algorithmically-fed home shopping channel on track for $112 billion in sales this year alone. Alex and John trace live shopping back to the QVC playbook of the 1980s, work out why parasocial trust converts better than any ad ever could, and confess their own TikTok- and Facebook Marketplace-fuelled purchases. Also: why eBay is panicking, why Australia still can't get TikTok Shop, and the hashtag #TikTokMadeMeBuyIt that explains it all.ArticleAugust 9Public 0 0Don't Praise The Machine MEMBERSDPTM After Dhark #25 - Schadenfreude Watch: Bryan Johnson's Gut, Ariana's Exit, Guetta's AbsArticleAugust 6AUD 5 tier & up 1 1Why Every Bus Stop In London Is Selling Nicotine NowDon't Praise The Machine MEMBERS Why Every Bus Stop In London Is Selling Nicotine Now August 2ArticleAugust 2Public 0 0Screensavers, Ringtones & Answering Machines: A Eulogy for Dead TechGot your own forgotten tech to nominate? hello@dptm.org or hit us up on Instagram.ArticleJuly 26Public 0 6There's Something Missing In The World's Most Liveable CitiesThe 2026 EIU Global Liveability Index has dropped, and Alex and John have a combined 60+ years living in this year's top 10 — which makes them uniquely qualified to ask: is "liveable" actually the same thing as good?ArticleJuly 19Public 0 0Don't Praise The Machine MEMBERSDPTM After Dhark #24 - Salsa Class, Sam Neill & Queensland BangersArticleJuly 16AUD 5 tier & up 0 2Total Eclipse Of The HeartDon't Praise The Machine MEMBERS Total Eclipse Of The Heart July 12 View post Audio only for now. Video will be on youtube.ImageJuly 12Public 1 4GLP-1 Revolution Pt 2: Smaller Bras, Emptier Trucks, Richer DanesWe knew GLP-1s were changing bodies. We didn't expect them to change bra sizes, freight logistics and the Danish economy. In part two of our GLP-1 deep dive, Alex and John trace the bizarre economic knock-on effects of a nation that suddenly can't finish its dinner — from the death of the family-size snack to the medications quietly propping up an entire country's mortgage rates. It's less about the drug, more about everything the drug touches. Which, it turns out, is a lot..ImageJuly 5Public 0 01 in 8 Americans On Ozempic. And It's Just BeginningDon't Praise The Machine MEMBERS 1 in 8 Americans On Ozempic. And It's Just Beginning June 28ArticleJune 28Public 0 4
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