Writing
Earthdog58
@earthdog58Tracked since May 2026
creating funny short stories.
Observed Aug 25, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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Starting price
$2/mo
5 membership tiers
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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$2/moNice PeopleAccess to all of the stories
$3/moVery Nice PeopleAccess to all the stories PLUS your name to appear in the back of the physical book as a sponsor when it appears
$5/moLovely PeopleAccess to all the stories PLUS the opportunity to appear as a named character PLUS a signed copy of the physical book when it appears (with your name in the back as a sponsor, naturally).
$150/moAbsolute HeroesAccess to all the stories PLUS the opportunity to appear as a named character PLUS a signed copy of the physical book when it appears PLUS a personal visit from me to deliver your copy of the book. I may even read bits to you.
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MembershipLast observed 2026-08-25. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.
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Earthdog58 does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 0 of 5 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Earthdog58 | Freshness |
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| Not ranked |  Earthdog58ProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 25, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  dogsillWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Sep 4, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Donica TibbettsWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Sep 5, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Do flamingoWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Sep 5, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Dodgy DriversWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 25, 2026 |
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Recent posts
What they publish40Posts total0 postsLast month91.7%Members-only
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Image Latest post$2 tier & upDhhgf
A more delightful couple could not be imagined , and seeing them together brought a smile to the most churlish of hearts.
Mar 20, 2020 0 likes 0 commentsTWENTY-THREE - haraka haraka haina barakaA more delightful couple could not be imagined , and seeing them together brought a smile to the most churlish of hearts.ImageMar 20, 2020$2 tier & up 0 0
TWENTY-TWO - left to gently patinate"Come along," I said to the freely perspiring, pale with exhaustion, couple at my side, "there might be food."ArticleFeb 21, 2020$2 tier & up 0 0
TWENTY-ONE – the kind of glee one really should suppressFeb 21, 2020 TWENTY-ONE – the kind of glee one really should suppress Locked TWENTY-ONE – the kind of glee one really should suppress Jan 30, 2020ArticleFeb 21, 2020$2 tier & up 0 0
TWENTY-ONE – the kind of glee one really should suppressLocked TWENTY-ONE – the kind of glee one really should suppress Jan 30, 2020ArticleJan 30, 2020$2 tier & up 0 0
One Year Anniversary GiftLocked One Year Anniversary Gift Free mug! Jun 17, 2019 “President Moi is crooked!” It wasn’t quite like that stereotyped scene in which the whole bar falls silent whilst the piano player tinkles brokenly to a halt, but that was only because the music was taped. Oh shit. I’m going to die. I don’t want to die. The only other mzungu in the bar, a stocky fifty-something man with white hair and a deep tan, was the source of the comment and I didn’t care one way or the other if he died. Although it was impossible that they were actually doing so, the words seemed to be echoing. Every eye in the bar was on the mzungu. A few started to flicker my way. With my mouth dry, and everything else becomingArticleJun 17, 2019$2 tier & up 0 0
TWENTY - i tried to appear casual“President Moi is crooked!” It wasn’t quite like that stereotyped scene in which the whole bar falls silent whilst the piano player tinklesArticleMay 9, 2019$2 tier & up 0 0
NINETEEN - smoothing over whatever stuckAs we strolled we were toying with new euphemisms, I remember.ArticleFeb 10, 2019$2 tier & up 0 0
Happy New YearWell, the Year of the Dog has slipped away. I didn’t have a moment‘s good luck the whole year, so fingers crossed for it being better in 203ArticleFeb 5, 2019Public 0 0HAPPY NEW YEAR!Feb 5, 2019 HAPPY NEW YEAR! Locked HAPPY NEW YEAR! Dec 31, 2018ArticleFeb 5, 2019$2 tier & up 0 0
HAPPY NEW YEAR!Locked HAPPY NEW YEAR! Dec 31, 2018ArticleDec 31, 2018$2 tier & up 0 0
Hard at Work!Locked Hard at Work! Dec 31, 2018 ‘I’ve mentioned Hugo Sealand before, of course,’ the Oldest Teacher replied, over morning tea and biscuits on a Professional Development Day devoted to the arcane minutiae of assessment. ‘Well, old Hugo is a real East African expat cliché – he went out to Uganda in, oh what … 1965, and spent the following decades moving around the region, from school to school. There are so many stories told about his exploits that nobody knows which are true any more. There are several wives of various nationalities in the background, and a seemingly endless supply of ladies of negotiable virtue. The latter seeming to get worryingly younger every year. Any bizarre incidentAudioDec 31, 2018$2 tier & up 0 0
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