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exurb1a
@exurb1rTracked since May 2026
creating Philosophy, Awkwardness, and Dick jokes.
Observed Aug 13, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
Paid members
1,276
−1% · 30-day rate from 14 observed days
Total audience
4,655
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$2.6K
$1.3K–$3.8K modeled range
Starting price
$1/mo
7 membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$1/moI'm not sure why you're doing this, but I'm gratefulI'd be more than happy to thank you via email, have a chat, shoot the breeze, etc. If you're ever in Eastern Europe we can go do a little drinking together, if that happens to be your pastime.
$5/moNow I'm even more confused about your motivations. You're exceptionally kind nonethelessAs with the other rewards, the least I can do is reach out. It's a strange thing, giving strangers money, especially when their work is as pointless as mine. Nonetheless the effort is enormously appreciated, of course. I'll throw you my Steam handle, house keys, life savings, whatever. That was a joke of course; you can't have my Steam handle.
$10/moWhy are you doing this. Why are you giving money to strangersIf you're a reader, drop me your email at exurb1achannel@gmail.com and I'll get my books over to you as Epub, Mobi, or PDF files—that's the least I can do. All I can say is I hope you enjoy short stories and poor plotting.
$20/moYou are now essentially funding my poor excuse for an operationIf you would like, we can have a little Skype chat. How about that? Now, I have very little to say, and even less desire to actually say it, but say it I will. I will also read bedtime stories, fan-fiction, or death threats. I'll also throw in the last 3 books: short stories and two novels guaranteed to suck out the last of your resolve to continue living. And a bag of gold. I'm lying about the bag of gold. It's a mere pouch I'm afraid. Beggars can't be choosers. You should count yourself lucky. Chump.
$40/moThis is getting ridiculous nowMaybe you weren't aware (because you never take an interest in anything? Do you? It's all you, you, you) but I write piano music - https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1
And as a little thank you, I will gladly write you your very own piano piece. Just name the title and it's all yours - recorded on a grand piano.
Everything else in previous rewards is obviously included, and you will have my eternal appreciation, and potential dibs on my first born.
$60/moNo, my mistake, now this is ridiculousIn the unlikely event anyone is this insane, I'd be happy to provide: Backflips, dark matter, personalised music, a Skype chat, just name it. You'll have my dying, and undying love, as well as access to my apartment - though I can't tell you my address - and I'll send you a little novelty package of surprises, if you're kind enough to provide a shipping address.
Growth signals: exurb1a
−1%
Membership1,276 paid members · 30-day rate from 14 observed days
1.3K1.3K1.3K
May 202617 weeks trackedNow
exurb1a1.3K members · $2.6K/mo
The chart only uses exurb1a's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.
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Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs exurb1a | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 |  Austin ArcherPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 1,956 | 680 more | Aug 24, 2026 |
| #2 |  AutoSavePodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1,340 | 64 more | Aug 23, 2026 |
| #3 |  exurb1aProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 1,276 | Reference | Aug 13, 2026Stale |
| #4 |  John RoderickPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 912 | 364 fewer | Aug 14, 2026Stale |
| #5 |  Rare EarthPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 569 | 707 fewer | Aug 29, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around exurb1a; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
What they publish87Profile posts0 postsLast month100%Members-only
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Article Latest post$1 tier & upLife Update of No SignificanceJune 5
June 5 69 likes 24 commentsAs Threatened and PromisedMarch 17 1.jpg 2.jpg 3.jpgArticleMarch 17$1 tier & up 59 12A note about charging and a pointless helloMarch 4 After Nirvana - Patreon Version.pdfArticleMarch 4$1 tier & up 68 22Small Time-wasting UpdateJanuary 4ArticleJanuary 4$1 tier & up 85 36Sublimia Syndrome - exurb1a.epubOh God, Finally - The New Book As Promised Oct 10, 2025 Sublimia Syndrome - exurb1a.epub Sublimia Syndrome - exurb1a.pdfArticleOct 10, 2025$1 tier & up 97 71A Series of Small Audio InsultsHello terrapins, Just to say I'm still alive and new nonsense is coming shortly, didn't want you to think I'd gone into crypto scams or som...ArticleJun 27, 2025$1 tier & up 63 43The apocalyptic charging post I tried to warn you aboutHello corvids. Well, as mentioned and threatened a week or so back, I hope it's quite all right to charge you with this one. ...ArticleMay 4, 2025$1 tier & up 86 26About Charging and Bandaged CatsHello octopods, (Octopod is the Bulgarian for octopus if you're curious. Not sure if I've used this one before but I've always liked it.)...ArticleApr 18, 2025$1 tier & up 60 44StuckologyHello buzzards, How are you? Is that cough better? Have you arrived at Ultimate Truth yet? Me neither. ...ArticleMar 31, 2025$1 tier & up 64 45You Can Build Pillow Forts in Your Thirties. Really, No One Stops YouHello zebus (or camel cows if you prefer). This isn't a notification you're being charged or anything like that, just thought I'd check in...ArticleFeb 5, 2025$1 tier & up 76 35Festive wishes (and insults for the new year)Hello house mice, I thought I'd throw an audio message your way this time around for the sake of variety. ...ArticleDec 19, 2024$1 tier & up 0 41Join for free 80 42 Share LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Article6d ago$1 tier & up 0 42
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