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Grumpy Fuckers
@grumpyfuckersTracked since May 2026
creating Shitty news stories - right in your box. Oof..
Observed Aug 18, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
Paid members
1
0% · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
Total audience
10
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$6
$3–$9 modeled range
Starting price
$3/mo
5 membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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$3/moVery, very tight-arsed Grumpy FuckerIt's ok. We understand that you're a cheapskate but that's ok. We appreciate your support anyway. Thank you.
$5/moTight Arsed Grumpy FuckerStandard level Grumpy Fucker.
Exclusive access to Grumpy Fucker content on Patreon that can't be found on our standard site.
$25/moSlightly Awesome Grumpy FuckerYou'll receive exclusive content not found on our site, ebooks every few months and an awesome Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop mug after three months of support.
$50/moSupreme Grumpy FuckerBecome a Supreme Grumpy Fucker and get an awesome Grumpy Fucker Tshirt
Growth signals: Grumpy Fuckers
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Membership1 paid members · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
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May 202617 weeks trackedNow
Grumpy Fuckers1 members · $6/mo
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Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Grumpy Fuckers | Freshness |
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| #1 |  Grizzled SurvivorWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 18, 2026 |
| #1 |  Grumman PilotsWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 18, 2026 |
| #1 |  Grumpy FuckersProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 1 | Reference | Aug 18, 2026Stale |
| #1 |  GtaGuessrWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 18, 2026 |
| #1 |  guil the bearded woodworkerWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 18, 2026 |
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Recent posts
What they publish16Profile posts0 postsLast month100%Members-only
Previews available for 21 of 16 posts
Article Latest post$3 tier & upHusband uses entire cutlery set to make a sandwichNo public preview was captured for this post.
Jul 13, 2020 0 likes 0 commentsWoman admitted to hospital with severe shock after teenager son tidies roomNo public preview was captured for this post.ArticleJul 6, 2020$3 tier & up 0 0Men to receive free 'wash-up-as-you-go-along-lessons'No public preview was captured for this post.ArticleApr 22, 2020$3 tier & up 0 0Man determined to solve 'Washing Fairy' mysteryDennis Dullard can leave any item of dirty washing anywhere in his house, only to find it washed, dried and neatly folded the following day...ArticleSep 15, 2019$3 tier & up 0 0FLASH SALE: 20% off pens this weekend onlySep 7, 2019ArticleSep 7, 2019$3 tier & up 0 083% dogs bark just to be annoying little fuckersSome dogs said that they only barked to piss their owners off and some also said that they barked to annoy neighbours...ArticleSep 3, 2019$3 tier & up 0 0Man attends meeting just for the biscuitsGary Thundergunt said he only went to the meeting because he heard that his favourite biscuits were being offered around...ArticleAug 29, 2019$3 tier & up 0 0Police are now allowed to taser people who laugh at their own jokesDickheads who laugh out loud at their own shit jokes now risk having 3 billion volts zapped through their tits...ArticleAug 25, 2019$3 tier & up 0 09 Signs That She No Longer Loves YouAug 23, 2019 9 Signs That She No Longer Loves You...ArticleAug 23, 2019$3 tier & up 0 0French rename grumpy French people as Grumpy FuckresThe name is very similar to its English-language version, but the last two letters have been switched around to make it sound more French...ArticleAug 22, 2019$3 tier & up 0 020% off all cards for PatronsAs a way of saying thank you for becoming a Patron, you can get 20% off all birthday and Christmas cards at our online shop...ArticleAug 21, 2019$3 tier & up 0 0Woman finds dead bird in chicken burgerEmily Wondergunt picked up her chicken burger from Phat Phuc Kebab Bar after a night out...ArticleAug 20, 2019$3 tier & up 0 0
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