$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$3/moYou're Pawsome!HiddenThanks so much for being a supporter! At this level, you'll have access to my biweekly column, "Gwen's Cat Nips," which will feature a new, "members only" piece of original short writing twice each month. You'll also get an exclusive--and adorable!--photo of Clayton and/or Fanny that won't be shared on social media. Plus, you'll be able to listen to my podcasts two to three days before they're released to the general public.
$5/moYou're the Cat's Meow!HiddenAll the benefits of the $3 level PLUS the members-only bonus podcast, in which my husband, Laurence, and I give you a hilarious and purr-sonal behind-the-scenes glimpse at our lives with the two cats who own us. New episodes post twice a month. You'll also get a shout-out once each month on my "Curl Up with a Cat Tale" podcast.
$10/moCat-tastic!HiddenAll the perks of the $3 and $5 tiers PLUS:
You and your cat will have your names included on the Acknowledgments page of every book I publish while you're a patron! (3 to 5 books per year.) You'll also get twice-monthly "sneak peeks" at my books in progress--sometimes in print format, sometimes as an audio recording of me reading.
$25/moCatnip wishes and caviar-paste dreams!HiddenALL of the patron benefits listed above, PLUS:
A monthly Q&A video in which I respond specifically to your comments and questions A FREE audiobook (read by me!) of every book I publish while you're a patron ONE WHOLE MONTH before it's available for sale! PLUS, after you've been a member at this level for 3 months, you'll also receive a tote bag featuring the exclusive design pictured above!
$50/moBest furiends!HiddenAll of the cool patron-only perks listed above, PLUS:
A purr-sonally inscribed and autographed, HARDCOVER first edition of EVERY book I publish while you're a patron, along with a handwritten thank-you card!A limited-edition facsimile copy of the original rough draft of Homer's Odyssey with my editor's handwritten notes in the margins. Includes numbered and hand-signed Letter of Authenticity. (only 30 of these currently in existence; must be a patron at this level for at least three months)
$100/moBetter than tuna!HiddenAll of the super-cool stuff listed above, PLUS the following perks (I'm limiting this level to only 10 people, by the way):
A personal phone call from me on your birthdayA special, one-of-a-kind "YOU"cast at the end of the year! I will create a custom podcast just for you, in which I answer all of the questions you send me ahead of time, AND you get to be my interviewee/guest of honor! Kind of like getting a band you love to play your birthday party. Must be a patron at this level for at least one year to receive this.
$1000/moYEOWWWW!HiddenLimited to 1 person! Only available as an annual membership! Be a patron in the truest sense of the word and COMMISSION A WORK FROM ME! In addition to all the stuff listed above, I will write a full-length story about you and your cat (or any person/cat you'd like me to immortalize) and include it as one of the six to eight Tales in my next published story collection, shared with thousands of readers all over the world. This is something you and I will work closely together on over the course of the year of your patronage! You must be a patron at this level for a full year before the story is written.