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Article Latest post PublicSpring Fever (plus: News!) Dear Readers, I’m late…again. I realize this. It has been a season of much busy-ness and business. Did you know that the water company has
March 7 0 likes 0 commentsDaring Feats of Writing (+ Some Recs!) Dear Reader, How’s deadline going, you ask? Well, I just spilled coffee on Cary Grant, so I’d say pretty good. It’s also been a rainy week Article March 7 Public 0 0Dispatches from the Frozen South Dear Readers, Certainly I would never complain about completing the second week of icy semi-lockdown, since I’m well aware that there are p Article March 7 Public 0 0Hat Tip Via Joy Dear Readers, I made notes about a few things I was mulling that I wanted to write about here this week and they are wildly disparate. Welc Article February 7 Public 0 0Heavy Weather Dear readers, Hello from snowpocalypse snowmagedden snownarok 2026. May your devices stay charged, your books be good, your power on, your Article January 31 Public 0 0Good Instincts Dear Readers, This will be a quickish letter, because I am—as you know—in the deadline way. Lest any agent or editor of mine see this, let Article January 24 Public 0 0Loud Kindness Dear readers, After the bouncing goofiness of my last little bonus letter, this one will be more solemn. I’ve realized I use this place to Article January 17 Public 0 0Typing Into A New Year Dear readers, Trust me when I say I’m aware of the terrible political news this morning. My exact reaction: WE DID WHAT NOW? But there is n Article January 10 Public 0 0The End of the Year As We Know It Dearest readers, You thought I whiffed the Saturday schedule this week, didn’t you? I kind of did too, with it being the formless time betw Article January 3 Public 0 0It Makes A Lovely Light Dear Readers, Two weeks in a row! I’m back. (Ha.) (And I'm leaving all posts free for this first month.) There’s likely not a “optimizing p Article Dec 27, 2025 Public 0 0The Weirdest Time of the Year Hello, dear readers, You’d probably laugh if you knew how many times I’ve imagined writing this newsletter — the first newsletter after I t Article Dec 13, 2025 Public 0 0Dusting This Place Off! Testing out posting here with a Spooky Season Treat! An old essay about a horror classic Hi there, dear readers, I’m STILL crunching away on Article Oct 18, 2025 Public 0 0