Membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
$0/mo Free Hidden Patron count not public
$3/mo Spy Hidden Access to all posts! And my undying gratitude.
$5/mo Secret Agent Hidden Access to all paid posts! And my undying gratitude.
$10/mo Super Spy Hidden Access to all posts! My undying gratitude and maybe occasional surprises.
$15/mo The Q to my Bond Hidden Access to all posts, plus custom book recs on request. I love recommending things.
$20/mo The M to my Bond Hidden Living large! You get all the free posts, my undying gratitude, books recs upon request, and occasional surprises.
What they publish
Recent posts 54 Posts total 0 posts Last month 0% Members-only
Patreon does not expose a public total here, so coverage is measured from captured previews only.
Article Spring Fever (plus: News!) Dear Readers, I’m late…again. I realize this. It has been a season of much busy-ness and business. Did you know that the water company has
Daring Feats of Writing (+ Some Recs!) Dear Reader, How’s deadline going, you ask? Well, I just spilled coffee on Cary Grant, so I’d say pretty good. It’s also been a rainy week Article March 7 Dispatches from the Frozen South Dear Readers, Certainly I would never complain about completing the second week of icy semi-lockdown, since I’m well aware that there are p Article March 7 Hat Tip Via Joy Dear Readers, I made notes about a few things I was mulling that I wanted to write about here this week and they are wildly disparate. Welc Article February 7 Heavy Weather Dear readers, Hello from snowpocalypse snowmagedden snownarok 2026. May your devices stay charged, your books be good, your power on, your Article January 31 Good Instincts Dear Readers, This will be a quickish letter, because I am—as you know—in the deadline way. Lest any agent or editor of mine see this, let Article January 24 Loud Kindness Dear readers, After the bouncing goofiness of my last little bonus letter, this one will be more solemn. I’ve realized I use this place to Article January 17 Typing Into A New Year Dear readers, Trust me when I say I’m aware of the terrible political news this morning. My exact reaction: WE DID WHAT NOW? But there is n Article January 10 The End of the Year As We Know It Dearest readers, You thought I whiffed the Saturday schedule this week, didn’t you? I kind of did too, with it being the formless time betw Article January 3 It Makes A Lovely Light Dear Readers, Two weeks in a row! I’m back. (Ha.) (And I'm leaving all posts free for this first month.) There’s likely not a “optimizing p Article Dec 27, 2025 The Weirdest Time of the Year Hello, dear readers, You’d probably laugh if you knew how many times I’ve imagined writing this newsletter — the first newsletter after I t Article Dec 13, 2025 Dusting This Place Off! Testing out posting here with a Spooky Season Treat! An old essay about a horror classic Hi there, dear readers, I’m STILL crunching away on Article Oct 18, 2025 
Александр ГоровенкоWritingUnavailableUnavailableUnavailableUnavailable2
FootjobfantasyWritingUnavailableUnavailableUnavailableUnavailable3
Flying LizardWritingUnavailableUnavailableUnavailableUnavailable4
HainbachWritingUnavailableUnavailableUnavailableUnavailable