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Lady the Half-Assed Witch

@halfassedwitchTracked since May 2026

Hearth and Crafts Witchery, Seasonal Magic, and Spoonie Living.

Observed Aug 29, 2026Public earnings

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Paid members

0% · 30-day rate from 23 observed days

Total audience

incl. free followers

Observed monthly earnings

$20

Starting price

$2/mo

3 membership tiers

Where the 80 observed tier members sit

Membership tiers

$091.3%

Largest observed tier is $0 Free. Tier totals include free-tier members and come from the Aug 29, 2026 public snapshot, so they do not reconcile to the paid-member total.

$0/moFree7391.3% of observed tier members

$2/moHalf-Assed Circle45% of observed tier members

$5/moHalf-Assed Penpal33.8% of observed tier members

Growth signals: Lady the Half-Assed Witch

7 paid members · 30-day rate from 23 observed days

Membership

887

May 202617 weeks trackedNow

Lady the Half-Assed Witch7 members · $20/mo

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Lady the Half-Assed Witch's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Paid members	Gap vs Lady the Half-Assed Witch	Freshness
Not ranked	Lady the Half-Assed WitchProfileUncategorizedPaid members position in Recommended cohort	7	Reference	Aug 29, 2026

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357Profile posts0 postsLast month8.3%Members-only

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Article Latest postPublicPoem: Balance 07/20/26

Been struggling hard with parenting. Here's some thoughts:

07/20/26 0 likes 2 comments

Poem: Variations in July MinorJuly 13ArticleJuly 13Public 0 2 Poem: Lily MoonYesterday View post Lily Moon - © Kim Salrin, 07/01/26 I wonder if the lilies hurt When they bloom - Whether or not The bursting of their skins And inverting of their insides Causes more pain Than the joy Of their burgeoning beauty Cancels out, And whether or not They think it’s worth it anyway. I think they might. And I think it is.Article07/01/26Public 0 0 Guest Poem: Root, by Kim SalrinJune 29ArticleJune 29Public 0 5

Guest Poem Root6Article2d agoPublic 0 6

Poem: ReschedulingJune 22ArticleJune 22Public 0 5 Trusting in TimeHigh five to Past Me for keeping some summer coloring from last year that I could use for birthday and graduation cards this year. 😊 I often feel frustrated that I always have the spoons to craft or gift, but not both in the same season. In the past, I’ve been sad that I didn’t have the energy to mail out the handmade Christmas cards I made- but then I figured out that they mail just as well the next year. Sometimes moderation and pacing is infuriating, but it’s also effective!ArticleMay 31Public 0 1 Savoring the blessing of being hereMay 18ArticleMay 18Public 0 3 Poem: Societal Gym-Class BluesApril 29ArticleApril 29Public 0 0 Poem: Window MoonView post Window Moon - © Kim Salrin, 03/04/26 March’s moon is the Window Moon - A moon of almosts and maybes, Stirring more inside my hibernaculum But not quite brave enough to go outside In the chill wind And soggy soil, Willing to open the curtains wider And let in the light, Able to step out onto the concrete And let the sun warm my bones, Listening for birdsong and Watching them nesting, And in a few weeks, Venturing out when the ground hardens Through dryness and not through ice To see bulbs peeking up And lily fronds nibbled by rabbits And blushing buds on browner branches. Not yet, this moon tells me, But soon - so soon!Article03/04/26Public 0 0 Poem: Candle MoonFebruary 5ArticleFebruary 5$2 tier & up 2 1 WTW/Creative Review 01/29/26Not a lot positive to say about most things this week- weather is bitter cold, husband’s work involved stress and travel, body hurts, head aches, fascism sucks and is scary. But…coloring, baking, and diamond painting help. ❤️ArticleJanuary 30Public 0 0

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