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Hello Dysfunction
@hellodysfunctionTracked since May 2026
Creating podcasts.
Observed Aug 23, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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Starting price
$5/mo
5 membership tiers
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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$5/moNEW FRIENDSYou love and support us!Early access to regular weekly episodesAccess to patreon-only merchEarly access to regular merch sales Access to HD chatAccess to live streamsAccess to HD DiscordPre-sale tickets to future HD eventsAutomatic entry in monthly merch raffles
$10/moFRIENDS THAT SAW ME NAKEDAll perks included in previous tierExclusive videos and guest episodes
$20/moFRIENDS THAT WILL BAIL ME OUT!All perks included in previous tiersAdditional weekly full length episodeAccess to our listener “advice line”/chance to have your question featured on a regular episode!
$100/moBESTIE!!All perks included in previous tiers Monthly sponsorship/ad placements for you/your business on regular episodes and our socials
Growth signals: Hello Dysfunction
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MembershipLast observed 2026-08-23. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.
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May 202617 weeks trackedNow
Hello Dysfunctionmembers unavailable · revenue unavailable
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Where Hello Dysfunction ranks
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Not enough data0 of 6 cohort creators measured
Paid members in Recommended cohort
Semantic matches are not ready, so this fixed cohort uses the best available category, audience, pricing, and cadence evidence.
Hello Dysfunction does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 0 of 6 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Hello Dysfunction | Freshness |
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| Not ranked |  Hello DysfunctionProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 23, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  Fashion GrungePodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 23, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Hello FrenchPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 23, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Hélwa♡HanaPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 23, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  The Golden TablePodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 23, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Hello Dysfunction; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
What they publish139Posts total12 postsLast month91.7%Members-only
Previews available for 139 posts
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