Music
Jared Kassebaum
@kassthebombTracked since May 2026
standup comedy mostly.
Observed Aug 15, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
Paid members
13
0% · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
Total audience
21
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$78
$39–$117 modeled range
Starting price
$3/mo
6 membership tiers
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$3/moDippin' those little toes inYou love to laugh, but not without them earning it first. That's why you've come here, to numerically assign a value to how much I've earned your laugh-- exactly 3 dollars, and that's exactly how much value I am pretty sure I'm giving you back. You've chuckled at my IG reels or TikToks-- precisely twice-- and you're ready to take the next step. I'm glad you're here. Includes:Chat community/discussionEarly access to songs/albums/projects
$9/moJared Central (comedy central but me)You're somebody who loves to laugh, even if you couldn't always put your finger on why. You might think that John Mulaney is 'a hidden gem', or even that Joe Rogan is 'a comedian', but YOU know your universal love of comedy is a strength, not a weakness, unlike those cynical pretentious coworkers you have who like to call themselves 'filmmakers' even though they work in tech. You love being tickled, even by lowly comics like Jared Kassebaum with no TV credits yet. For just under the price of a subscription to new disrupter/startup "Network Flicks", recently rebranded as "Netflix", you can have a full set a month from the world's leading beverage comedian. Includes:Monthly full sets of my standup Community chat/discussionEarly access to songs/projects
$25/moPhenomenal taste in comedyYou're someone who knows your taste in comedy, it's a bit awkward, tall, brown hair, mustache-- it's me. You've discovered your taste in comedy is me. Thank you so much for supporting me, your favorite undiscovered comedian. Includes:Monthly Full Set videoFree entry to shows (Sawtelle Show and for any others that cost money I will buy your ticket or get you a comp! Just reach out)I will respond to your emails for sureCommunity chat/discussionEarly access to songs/projects
$50/moJared will be huge and I was thereYou come to my shows when you can, you share my TikToks with your friends, and you've seen all my videos, even my much-hated Purdue men's basketball music videos from my college days, which you think are way underrated (they are). You believe in me. You're a real one. I'm now obligated to thank you for that belief eventually. And you know that'll happen too.
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If this lasts more than 1 month, I will thank you, however incredibly briefly, at my first Oscar winEverything in the previous tiers
$100/moWorth way more than thisThis is like the room in Vegas where the poker games haven't changed, they just have a MUCH higher buy-in. I am that poker game. I am here for you, you high-rollers who throw money in Vegas like your backhouse costs more than my entire yearly income. But because I cannot be in Vegas, following you around, ready to dive on every 1k chip you accidentally drop on your way back from the bathroom after eating a few too many chicken wings, I have this tier, ready for you to enter your credit card information into the slot machine of a blossoming artist. Don't forget your security code.Includes:Everything in the previous tiersmore gratitude
Growth signals: Jared Kassebaum
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Membership13 paid members · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
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May 202617 weeks trackedNow
Jared Kassebaum13 members · $78/mo
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| Not ranked |  Jared KassebaumProfileMusic30-day member gain position in Recommended cohort | 0 | Reference | Aug 15, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  Brianna LaneMusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 15, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  2d_SKD!MusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 15, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  horizonMusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 15, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  AnimeCalendar.euMusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 15, 2026 |
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Recent posts
What they publish78Profile posts0 postsLast month91.7%Members-only
Previews available for 25 of 78 posts
Article Latest post$3 tier & upZanies Chicago Full Set - BenefitHey I'm a comedian based in LA, but tour around the country, especially the midwest where I'm from. I just headlined Zanies Chicago for the first time a couple weeks ago, and here is a pretty good rough draft of the jokes and structure that will end up being my next album probably next year, along with some crowdwork. It's pretty fun and I'm proud of my hour.
Sep 23, 2025 0 likes 0 commentsPatreon-Only Set - PDX - ChatGPT CrowdworkHey subs/community, if you liked my clip of crowdwork about the people who found my show on ChatGPT, there's about 6 minutes where that came...ArticleJul 2, 2025$3 tier & up 1 2Headlining inside retail clothing in Santa Barbara - FULL SET DECEMBERMuch coming this year. Or so I hope! Thank you for your support...ArticleJan 13, 2025$3 tier & up 0 0A full hour of unedited jokes in ChicagoHey I'm a comedian based in LA, but tour around the country, especially the midwest where I'm from. I just headlined Zanies Chicago for the first time a couple weeks ago, and here is a pretty good rough draft of the jokes and structure that will end up being my next album probably next year, along with some crowdwork. It's pretty fun and I'm proud of my hour.ArticleSep 23, 2025Public 0 0(BENEFIT) New jokes and Crowd work - Columbus, OH (Full set)A few weeks ago I got back from a tour where I performed 15 headlining sets in 3 weeks, by far my densest amount of stage time in my career ...ArticleOct 26, 2024$3 tier & up 0 0A wild brewery night - June Full Set BENEFITThis set is from early June, headlining in San Diego at a brewery. Packed house with a LOT of drunk folk yelling at me. Still a great time! ...ArticleJul 15, 2024$3 tier & up 0 0May Full Set - Sleepovers, Tapas, A Story about my DadThis is a shorter set this month, due to not having any headlining shows in May! Still, this set explores a few new jokes I'm working on, an...ArticleJun 3, 2024$3 tier & up 0 0March Full Set - New Material Working OutI performed a ton in March. This set was from SLO. It references some wild crowd work from the feature comic, so if it feels a bit risque, i...ArticleApr 1, 2024$3 tier & up 2 1January Full Set- NEW MATERIAL! Headlining! Some crowdwork!No public preview was captured for this post.ArticleFeb 14, 2024$3 tier & up 0 0FULL SPECIAL PRE-RELEASE (1 Week Early!)Hey everyone, this is the whole thing, one week early, just for you. Thank you so much for your support. Please share the full video on Oct...VideoSep 27, 2023$3 tier & up 0 0July/August Crush or CrashThis one is pretty short honestly, these months were somewhat light. Thankfully, I'm mostly back at a more normal 2-3 shows a week schedule ...ArticleSep 12, 2023$3 tier & up 0 0early forms of new jokes - August Full Set BENEFITHello! These jokes are honestly already coming a long way since this day a few weeks ago, but it's fun to see the seeds of new material, and...ArticleSep 11, 2023$3 tier & up 0 0
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