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KevlarCondom

@kevlarcondomTracked since May 2026

creating ¡Absolutely Nothing!.

Observed Aug 26, 2026Modeled revenue

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Paid members

0% · 30-day rate from 23 observed days

Total audience

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

$1.5K

$1K–$2K modeled range

Starting price

$1,000/mo

3 membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

$1,000/moGet no benefits at all.You just gave a multimillionaire 1/1000th of a million dollars! Woot.

$15,000/moMoney to burn!What's 15k between friends. If you ever get to Seattle, I'll give you a one time Tesla ride upto 180mph, and a hands on tour of the personal meteorite museum.

Growth signals: KevlarCondom

1 paid members · 30-day rate from 23 observed days

Membership

121

May 202617 weeks trackedNow

KevlarCondom1 members · $1.5K/mo

The chart only uses KevlarCondom's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

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KevlarCondom's estimated gross rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Estimated gross	Gap vs KevlarCondom	Freshness
#3	Joe ScottWritingContent relevance + business context	$2.5K	$998 more	Aug 23, 2026
#4	Ben PatreonWritingContent relevance + business context	$1.6K	$113 more	Aug 25, 2026
#5	KevlarCondomProfileWritingEstimated gross position in Recommended cohort	$1.5K	Reference	Aug 26, 2026
#6	Something AwfulWritingContent relevance + business context	$842	$658 fewer	Aug 11, 2026Stale
#7	Kris LorischildWritingContent relevance + business context	$368	$1.1K fewer	Aug 19, 2026

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6Profile posts0 postsLast month81.8%Members-only

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Article Latest post$1,000 tier & upCan't kill patreon...

Dec 30, 2021

Dec 30, 2021 0 likes 3 comments

Patreon Must DieI have written over 8900 words thst have all been automatically deleted by patreon.ArticleAug 26, 2021Public 0 0 Not 100% EV yet.Sep 23, 2020ArticleSep 23, 2020$1,000 tier & up 1 0 Finally Seattle is back!Sep 23, 2020ArticleSep 23, 2020$1,000 tier & up 0 0 So... The election....Sep 18, 2020ArticleSep 18, 2020$1,000 tier & up 1 0 Woot! Free money!Aug 31, 2020ArticleAug 31, 2020$1,000 tier & up 1 3 Can't kill patreon...Dec 30, 2021ArticleDec 30, 2021$1,000 tier & up 0 4 Patreon Must DieI have written over 8900 words thst have all been automatically deleted by patreon.ArticleAug 26, 2021Public 0 0 Not 100% EV yet.Sep 23, 2020ArticleSep 23, 2020$1,000 tier & up 1 2 View 0 commentsFinally Seattle is back! Sep 23, 2020ArticleSep 23, 2020$1,000 tier & up 0 0 So... The election....Sep 18, 2020ArticleSep 18, 2020$1,000 tier & up 1 1

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