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Last Things

@lastthingspodcastTracked since May 2026

eccentric music, culture, thought.

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$5/moBasicThis is just general support for the whole Last Things realm. Literally the cost of one cup of coffee! Aside from the joy of knowing you're supporting something great, you also will get access to the Last Things server on Discord, where all the coolest minds online come to gab.The more I support I have from you, the less day-job work I have to take, and the more time I have to do research for the videos, prepare for the live streams, edit everything, fiddle around with the little magic wand tool on photoshop. It takes quite a bit of time to do this right.
$10/moBasedThis is the tier where you get special stuff. What you get will vary month to month, but there will always be something that's well worth at least ten bucks. The main thing will be access to premium content, which will be largely musician-centric; guitar tutorials, music theory masterclasses, exclusive monthly live streamed guitar lessons, and possibly some behind-the-scenes previews of my musical works-in-progress. I'll also offer sample packs, unreleased tracks, and other audio goodies.
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Lars LandWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
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Article Latest postPublicMagick and Melodic Morality with Kavus Torabi

Sep 26, 2023 View post This live stream was fun!! Kavus Torabi is a British guitarist, vocalist, and composer, with a long and prolific career in the world of avant-garde rock music. He is known for his collaborative work in the 90s with Monsoon Bassoon, and the 00s with cult math-rock heroes Cardiacs, as well as his solo work as Knifeworld, and under his own name. He's also a member of the current line-up of legendary psych rock band Gong. Kavus and I have been fans of each other’s musics for years. Our fun conversation gets into the vibrant artistic family surrounding Cardiacs, melodies that make us angry, psychedelia, autism, and coming to t

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Aesthetics of Annoyance with Justin Pearson (the Locust, Dead Cross)The last live stream was a fun reconnection with a great dude, Justin from the Locust, Dead Cross, etc etc!ArticleSep 6, 2023Public 0 0Parenthetical Girls' 'Safe As Houses' w/ Sophie LeetmaaSophie is one of my favorite people, a harpist, vocalist, visual artist, actress, and overall mold-breaking personality. Parenthetical Girls were a 00s experimental indie pop band who, while criminally unsung, have been deeply important to a small group. We talk about their 2006 creepshow of a record, Safe As Houses.ImageAug 30, 2023Public 0 0Live stream with WyattxhimIn the future, I'm going to be better about posting every live stream on the Patreon just to keep the updates flowing. This was a fun one...ArticleAug 14, 2023$5 tier & up 0 0Download musicological essay, "On Melisma", now!Hello cherished patrons! Just for you, I'm sharing a pdf of my essay "On Melisma". You may have watched my video about it, but the text itse...VideoJul 13, 2023$5 tier & up 5 2New long-form music history video up!Justin Broadrick is one of my heroes. I don't think there are any other retrospectives on his oeuvre anywhere, and there *definitely* isn't anything with my personal angles on it. Definitely check this out!VideoJul 3, 2023Public 0 0Guitar AMA masterclass live stream, Sunday June 4I'm doing another guitar AMA masterclass live stream, this time exclusively for patrons at the $10 level! It's Sunday, June 4 at 1pm PST, 4p...ArticleJune 4$5 tier & up 6 3Obscura with Colin MarstonColin Marston is a prolific multi-instrumentalist and record producer, who has been a vital fixture in the worlds of metal and experimental music since the 00s. Between his bands Krallice, Behold...the Arctopus, and Dysrhythmia, his studio, Menegroth the Thousand Caves, his numerous solo projects and collaborations, and his membership of the reunion line-up of tech-death legends Gorguts, his body of work is immense and many-tentacled.ArticleMay 9, 2023Public 0 0GRATITUDE solo acoustic EP now availableThis month's offering to $10 Based-level patrons is the Gratitude EP, which was previously only available as a reward for backers of the Sim...ArticleApr 22, 2023$5 tier & up 0 0"Prayer to Mercury" for 2 violas, studio recordingHello patrons at the $10 level! Just for you, I've uploaded a free digital DL of "Prayer to Mercury", my never-before-heard 2014 composition...ArticleMar 17, 2023$5 tier & up 0 0Guitar Tutorial: "Fascist Moments"What’s up, BASED members! You did the right thing signing up for the $10 level. You’ve already got some dope premium exclusive content right...ArticleFeb 15, 2023$5 tier & up 6 2Last Things Patreon LAUNCHEDOk it's on! We're live. Everything you really need to know is in the info video and the blurb on the front page.VideoFeb 15, 2023Public 0 0
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