$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moCapitalism Sucks!HiddenYou love us! We think about you when we touch our feet and get HPV. You don't get anything from this tier, but thanks for the hard boiled egg!
$5/moWelcome to the Glory HoleHiddenYou're in the hole now! Get on down or whip it out and get ready for the good stuff! BONUS CONTENT! Patreon-only episodes. The real eggs. The real legs. Real bullshit that eats at us and we all hate each other. So real.
$9.11/moHunter Biden's Waterslide VideoHiddenIt's the Two Tower discount! The Saudis passed the savings on to you. And Hunter Biden. He's gonna pull it to this. And he's really gonna pull it to YOU when he hears your SHOUT-OUT ON LEGS & EGGS! If that ain't sticky enough for you then guess what? YOU GET A STICKER!!!
$50/moInside The Actor's ButtholeHiddenYou've made it through the pubes, you are now Inside the Actor's Butthole! Hi! I can see you! I'm the Actor and my own head is up here! A memory like this needs to be savored forever, so you get a signed picture of Fupa Jones's butt! But(t)wait... there's more!! You get a special guest appearance on Legs & Eggs. We love you so much you're on our Christmas card list! Oh yeah, you also get a tee shirt AND a mug. You look like Grimace.
$100/moChallenger Explosion Vision BoardHiddenCongratulations, NASA. You killed a teacher. Make her tragedy your own by joining this tier! You get everything from the $50 tier except you get a FULL EPISODE guest appearance. And get this. You made it. This is where you finally get to see our feet pics.
$500/moNo Loads Refused!HiddenYou're the tops! Not a twitter-blocking bottom at the aforementioned cum dump event. Show the world how alpha you are with YOUR VERY OWN EPISODE OF LEGS & EGGS! You tell us what you want to do, and we do it with you.* Just like your mom. Long and slow with the finger in the hole.AND all the swag! A hoodie, a t-shirt, a tote bag, and a mug! All that! It's an offer you can't refuse.*(Legs & Eggs reserves the right to refuse. Like, we're not gonna show hole or do that thing Max Cady from Cape Fear tries to make the mom and daughter do when they're in that boat. Or the end of Requiem For A Dream. Not doin' that shit.)