$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$3/moUnidentified EarthlingHiddenGeneral support doesn't have any virtual benefits, but it gives you the option to send me your love and support (which... I reciprocate) and enables me to continue on my path to create content and fulfill my life goals.
Thank you for joining me here, and everywhere.
$7/moLocal HumanoidHiddenIn addition to your love and support, this tier gives you access to my private Instagram account! Send me your Instagram handle and I'll send you mine! That way I can accept your follow and you can get a more intimate, behind-the-scenes look at what it's like to live the funky ass way that I do and get some frankly random updates about what I've got going on.
$13/moRoad-Trippin' AlienHiddenGreetings, weirdo. ✨ This tier gives you everything the previous tiers offer, plus I'll be providing preset road trips that I create, and locations to many lesser-known places in the great outdoors that you may never find otherwise. Like waterfalls, hot springs, swimming holes, and stunning mountainous lakes. There's not much that I like more than leading people to cool experiences.
I gotchu like you've got me. Thanks for joining me here, and I'll see YOU on the screens!
$22/moInternational AlienHiddenWell, it is what it looks like, folks... it's lil merch! It's everything the previous tiers have, plus...we've got stickers! We've got mugs! We've got tote bags! This tier gives you everything you've ever wanted; tangible items with an accurate, real-life representation of myself.
I'll see you weirdos on the road.
P.S. Yeah, I'm an alien.
$45/moGalactic BeingHiddenThat's right, ya space travelers. Now you can display my alien face, around the galaxy and beyond. There's nothing that would warm my heart more, than walking the streets of Mars in my 80's, and seeing my cartoon face in the windows of an alien thrift-store. It's everything the other tiers have, and more.
In all seriousness, I'd be insanely honored to be on your t-shirt.