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No Substitutions, Please

@nosubspleaseTracked since May 2026

A show about food—and the things people do to it..

Observed Aug 23, 2026 · stalePublic earnings
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Paid members
10
0% · 30-day rate from 27 observed days
Total audience
11
incl. free followers
Observed monthly earnings
$41
Starting price
$3/mo
5 membership tiers

Where the 11 observed tier members sit

Membership tiers
$527.3%$554.5%

Largest observed tier is $5 Saucier. Tier totals include free-tier members and come from the Aug 23, 2026 public snapshot, so they do not reconcile to the paid-member total.

$0/moFree19.1% of observed tier members
$3/moCommis19.1% of observed tier members
$5/moLine Cook327.3% of observed tier members
$5/moSaucier654.5% of observed tier members
$10/moSous Chef00% of observed tier members
Growth signals: No Substitutions, Please
0%

10 paid members · 30-day rate from 27 observed days

Membership
101110
May 202617 weeks trackedNow
No Substitutions, Please10 members · $41/mo

The chart only uses No Substitutions, Please's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

Where No Substitutions, Please ranks

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Ranking data · includes stale rows
No Substitutions, Please's estimated gross rank in Recommended cohort
RankCreator and why includedEstimated grossGap vs No Substitutions, PleaseFreshness
#1
AlexCiiWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
$41$0 moreAug 24, 2026
#2
No Substitutions, PleaseProfileWritingEstimated gross position in Recommended cohort
$41ReferenceAug 23, 2026Stale
#3
Beach Boys LegacyWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
$26$16 fewerAug 24, 2026
#4
How To Be A. LooneyWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
$25$17 fewerAug 24, 2026
#5
berrymishWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
$8$33 fewerAug 24, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around No Substitutions, Please; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

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What they publish
53Posts total1 postLast month91.7%Members-only

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Audio Latest postPublicSecret Menu #23: Spare the Rod, Serl the Child, Part III

1:03:30 Secret Menu #23: Spare the Rod, Serl the Child, Part III Secret Menu #23: Spare the Rod, Serl the Child, Part III 2 hours ago

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Secret Menu #22: The Food TriadLocked Secret Menu #22: The Food Triad August 9ArticleAugust 9$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #21: Everything Enquiring All WithinLocked Secret Menu #21: Everything Enquiring All Within July 19ArticleJuly 19$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #20: Louisa Explores a Cookery BookLocked Secret Menu #20: Louisa Explores a Cookery Book July 5ArticleJuly 5$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #19: Spare the Rod, Serl the Child, Part IILocked Secret Menu #19: Spare the Rod, Serl the Child, Part II June 21ImageJune 21$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #18: Spare the Rod, Serl the ChildLocked Secret Menu #18: Spare the Rod, Serl the Child May 24ArticleMay 24$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #17: Candy, You're a Fine FoodLocked Secret Menu #17: Candy, You're a Fine Food May 10ArticleMay 10$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #16: Hot Drinks, Baby, This Evening (Part II)Locked Secret Menu #16: Hot Drinks, Baby, This Evening (Part II) April 26ImageApril 26$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #14: Hot Drinks, Baby, This EveningLocked Secret Menu #14: Hot Drinks, Baby, This Evening April 12ArticleApril 12$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #15: What's In Your Coffee Mug?Locked Secret Menu #15: What's In Your Coffee Mug? April 1ArticleApril 1$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #13: Frasier Crane Memorial TournamentLocked Secret Menu #13: Frasier Crane Memorial Tournament March 15ArticleMarch 15$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #12: Fictional Foods, Part IILocked Secret Menu #12: Fictional Foods, Part II March 1ImageMarch 1$3 tier & up 0 0
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