$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moSmall consistent income is often more useful than large lump sumsHiddenMy polite thanks.
$5/moNo seriously it is. Because you can risk spreading your outgoings.HiddenMy polite thanks, but this time I will actually mean it.
$10.06/mogentleman, scholar... acrobat?HiddenThis pledge covers one hour per month of my degree course at minimum wage.
$20/moNow we're cooking with planned expenditure.HiddenAt this tier you're paying for a non-profit to utilise my mad financial admin skills for an extra hour a month. Once a year, I will send you a thank you gift. It will probably be stickers.
$30/moThis is ten more than the last oneHiddenSnotty. blubbering, personal, thanks. Also if I meet you at a convention I will look you right in the god damn eye. Plus everything offered in lower reward levels.
$40/moThis is twice the amount of that earlier one. You see that? That's financial admin son.HiddenAt this tier you're paying for a non-profit to utilise my mad financial admin skills for an extra TWO hours a month. Or two non-profits to get an extra hour each. It very much depends on their individual needs. Once a year, I will send you a thank you gift.
$500/moTierHiddenI will dance for you.
$3380/moI WILL SOOTHE YOUR SOULHiddenAre you a troubled millionaire? Do the faces of those that have nothing project upon your closed eyelids at night like a kaleidoscope made of sorrow, tearing at your joy and preventing you from sleeping?
Give me an independent income and gain the ability to remind yourself daily that it's OK. You're a good person! You must be, you pay for that non-profit woman every month. See? I bet none of those floating sorrow faces have helped as many non-profits as you have. You're a good, good, person.
Also works for billionaires.