Writing
Professor Polymorph
@professorpolymorphTracked since May 2026
creating wild blessings, queer video & text essays, and witchy d.
Observed Aug 25, 2026Modeled revenue
Paid members
1
0% · 30-day rate from 23 observed days
Total audience
4
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$2
$1–$3 modeled range
Starting price
$1/mo
6 membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$1/moSparkYou'll be lending your energetic and financial support to my work of making video essays as well as blessing and enchanting. You'll receive my gratitude and the satisfaction of knowing that you are helping make it possible for me to offer these creations and writings to the world in a consistent way.
$3/moCandleYou'll gain access to my patron-only posts, including blessings specifically for my patrons!
$5/moBlazeYou'll get a shout-out at the end of each of my videos. And you'll gain access to my patron-only posts, including blessings specifically for my patrons!
$10/moForgeYou'll be able to see and vote on suggested topics for future videos! And you'll gain access to my patron-only posts, including blessings specifically for my patrons!
$20/moBonfireYou'll receive a custom, personal blessing from me once a year! Plus all the rewards from the other tiers.
Growth signals: Professor Polymorph
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Membership1 paid members · 30-day rate from 23 observed days
121
May 202617 weeks trackedNow
Professor Polymorph1 members · $2/mo
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Where Professor Polymorph ranks
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| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Professor Polymorph | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 |  Prime Time Live Wrestling™️WritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 25, 2026 |
| #1 |  Princess RaindropWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 25, 2026 |
| #1 |  Pringle BrosWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 15, 2026 |
| #1 |  Professor PolymorphProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 1 | Reference | Aug 25, 2026 |
| #1 |  ProjectBangkokWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 15, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Professor Polymorph; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
What they publish52Profile posts1 postLast month0%Members-only
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Article Latest postPublica blessing for todayMay 31, 2022
May 31, 2022 0 likes 0 commentsa blessing for the autumnal equinoxSep 22, 2021ArticleSep 22, 2021Public 0 0a blessing for lights of libertyJul 12, 2019ArticleJul 12, 2019Public 0 0a blessing for queer resilience and flourishingFeb 27, 2019ArticleFeb 27, 2019Public 0 0a blessing for todayFeb 24, 2019ArticleFeb 24, 2019Public 0 0a blessing for todayJan 23, 2019ArticleJan 23, 2019Public 0 0a blessing for Martin Luther King Jr. DayJan 21, 2019ImageJan 21, 2019Public 0 0a blessing for restWhen you are exhausted, worn down, frayed thin, may you drink deep of the elixir of sleep, rest, and dreams. May these waters carry you, refreshed, to the shore of a new day.ArticleJan 9, 2019Public 0 0a blessing for christmas (part 2)May you remember that beneath the ice of our collective denial, beneath the frozen veil of our amnesia, the Earth is alive and singing. May truth pierce through the frost, sharp as pine, sweet as mint, bright as a star, re-enchanting your senses. May you learn to hear (again) the ancient, luminous voices, mighty as a choir of angels, echoing forth from plains and mountains and forests.ImageDec 26, 2018Public 0 0a blessing for christmas (part 1)This is the first part of a three part blessing. I will post a part per day and then post the whole together.Imagetoday at Aug 25 crawlPublic 0 0a blessing for the winter solsticeDec 22, 2018ArticleDec 22, 2018Public 0 0a blessing for your own blessingsMay your prayers rise up, soaring. May your prayers fly in all the directions, carried on the wings of many sorts of birds and bats and beetles. May your prayers dive down, plunging into the depths of stone and ocean. May your prayers resonate, echoing with the heartbeat of the living Earth.ImageDec 19, 2018Public 0 0
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