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Sean Bedlam
@seanbedlamTracked since May 2026
creating Videos and writings..
Observed Aug 20, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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7 membership tiers
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$1/moCool VampireYou get the warm glow of someone who is giving Sean Bedlam money. Sean Bedlam lives off money like a cool vampire and so do you, so basically we're already in a cool club together and this will just seal the deal. Also, I hate asking for money so just give it to me.
$3/moGuiltI was going to say anyone can see my work for free, but thanks to algorithms that's not strictly true, is it Facebook? Anyway, you will continue to access my work for free, but with none of the guilt that comes with knowing you're making me feel like a loser. You deserve better than to make me feel bad.
$5/moPure LoveFor 5 dollars a month I will continue to do what I've already been doing, but instead of starting my day having to remember what motivates me I will be motivated by money, the purest force of love in the universe. Thank you.
$10/moStrategic GeniusI can't even imagine what you get for ten bucks a month, probably the intense rush of connection to all of creation that I get from being a creative genius? Just joking, also a strategic genius. Don't be shy.
$20/moGood timeTwenty bucks. That's real money to me. If someone gave me twenty I'd be impressed and start having feelings like I was having a good time. I'd be having a good time.
$25/moPost Diagnosis Update TierThis tier was set a hundred bucks, as a joke. Before I learned I was Autistic I used make a lot of jokes like this, that were essentially self defeating and built out of a despair I couldn't quite put my finger on. That time is passed.
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MembershipLast observed 2026-08-20. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.
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May 202618 weeks trackedNow
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Sean Bedlam does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 0 of 7 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Sean Bedlam | Freshness |
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| Not ranked |  Sean BedlamProfileVideoPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 20, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  Farrukh SelimkhanliVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 31, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  ViewRs HubVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  scratchyscratchyasmrVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  ScubaVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
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Recent posts
What they publish609Profile posts10 postsLast month0%Members-only
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Article Latest postPublicWe'll Never Be Royals3 hours ago
3 hours ago 0 likes 0 commentsSecret Harbour10 hours agoArticle10 hours agoPublic 0 0StrayaYesterdayArticleYesterday at Aug 31 crawlPublic 0 0Hyphenates5 days agoArticle5 days ago at Aug 31 crawlPublic 0 0SealsAugust 24ArticleAugust 24Public 0 0Diagnosis Grief.August 23ArticleAugust 23Public 0 0North KoreaASIO has been given new powers to secretly abduct and interrogate people and if it happens to you, guess what? You have to keep the secret or you'll go to jail. So activists, protesters, anyone really, can be quietly threatened by the government and coerced into doing all sorts of treacherous shit to their mates. Have I got that right? You might as well move to China, you'll be safer there. Or Iran. North Korea? Well, apparently they're doing alright, so sure, why not.ArticleAugust 21Public 0 0The Wonderful City of DarebinAugust 17ArticleAugust 17Public 0 0BookThe last two Christmases I have avoided the whole thing and made art. In both instances I learned that I am not good at everything. Painting? Shithouse. Glueing coloured blocks together to make a whimsical lampstand? Gross actually. This Christmas I reckon I'll just watch movies.ImageAugust 16Public 0 0EmigrationAugust 16 View post "Israeli minister calls for killing '30 to 40' Palestinians in Gaza nightly" As I was saying only yesterday, all our efforts are futile. But it's because our efforts are directed at asking politicians to do the right thing. Am I advocating terrorism? No, I'm advocating moving to Iran or China, nations of people who get shit done.ArticleAugust 16Public 0 0Suck shitIsrael and the US launched attacks on Iran. As a result of that delusional nonsense US bases in the area lie abandoned. All that's left are US ships floating around forever just out of missile range as sailors go insane and jump overboard. I've waited my whole life for this. The West and everyone in it who gives me the shits is irrelevant. Amen.ArticleAugust 14Public 0 0Noice"Every time Labor try to do something, flawed though some of it might be, people turn on them, so why would they bother?"ArticleAugust 9Public 0 0
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