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Sean Bedlam
@seanbedlamTracked since May 2026
creating Videos and writings..
Observed Aug 20, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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7 membership tiers
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$1/moCool VampireYou get the warm glow of someone who is giving Sean Bedlam money. Sean Bedlam lives off money like a cool vampire and so do you, so basically we're already in a cool club together and this will just seal the deal. Also, I hate asking for money so just give it to me.
$3/moGuiltI was going to say anyone can see my work for free, but thanks to algorithms that's not strictly true, is it Facebook? Anyway, you will continue to access my work for free, but with none of the guilt that comes with knowing you're making me feel like a loser. You deserve better than to make me feel bad.
$5/moPure LoveFor 5 dollars a month I will continue to do what I've already been doing, but instead of starting my day having to remember what motivates me I will be motivated by money, the purest force of love in the universe. Thank you.
$10/moStrategic GeniusI can't even imagine what you get for ten bucks a month, probably the intense rush of connection to all of creation that I get from being a creative genius? Just joking, also a strategic genius. Don't be shy.
$20/moGood timeTwenty bucks. That's real money to me. If someone gave me twenty I'd be impressed and start having feelings like I was having a good time. I'd be having a good time.
$25/moPost Diagnosis Update TierThis tier was set a hundred bucks, as a joke. Before I learned I was Autistic I used make a lot of jokes like this, that were essentially self defeating and built out of a despair I couldn't quite put my finger on. That time is passed.
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May 202617 weeks trackedNow
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| Not ranked |  Sean BedlamProfileVideoEstimated gross position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 20, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  Farrukh SelimkhanliVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  ViewRs HubVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  scratchyscratchyasmrVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  ScubaVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 20, 2026 |
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Recent posts
What they publish609Profile posts12 postsLast month0%Members-only
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Article Latest postPublicThe Wonderful City of Darebin2 days ago
2 days ago at Aug 20 crawl 0 likes 0 commentsBookThe last two Christmases I have avoided the whole thing and made art. In both instances I learned that I am not good at everything. Painting? Shithouse. Glueing coloured blocks together to make a whimsical lampstand? Gross actually. This Christmas I reckon I'll just watch movies.Image3 days ago at Aug 20 crawlPublic 0 0Emigration3 days ago View post "Israeli minister calls for killing '30 to 40' Palestinians in Gaza nightly" As I was saying only yesterday, all our efforts are futile. But it's because our efforts are directed at asking politicians to do the right thing. Am I advocating terrorism? No, I'm advocating moving to Iran or China, nations of people who get shit done.Article3 days ago at Aug 20 crawlPublic 0 0Suck shitIsrael and the US launched attacks on Iran. As a result of that delusional nonsense US bases in the area lie abandoned. All that's left are US ships floating around forever just out of missile range as sailors go insane and jump overboard. I've waited my whole life for this. The West and everyone in it who gives me the shits is irrelevant. Amen.Article5 days ago at Aug 20 crawlPublic 0 0Noice"Every time Labor try to do something, flawed though some of it might be, people turn on them, so why would they bother?"ArticleAugust 9Public 0 0A Toast"Donald Trump has lashed out at reports that the US is running short of key munitions in its war with Iran, threatening long prison sentences for officials who leak information about the military’s weapons stocks."ArticleAugust 6Public 0 0Cancer CrimesAugust 5ArticleAugust 5Public 0 0OrgansAugust 4ArticleAugust 4Public 0 0Protesters"A spokesman for Rinehart said: “Like every other business leader, Mrs Rinehart meets with a broad range of government, business, industry and other representatives to discuss issues important to Australia’s future, which is currently at risk.”ImageAugust 3Public 0 1ArianaAugust 2 View post Ariana Grande taking a step back from public life because people keep noticing she's a skeleton is interesting to me for private reasons that I will tell everybody right now. My mum was so obsessed with dieting that there wasn't enough food in the house and us boys suffered from malnutrition and undernutrition. I started lifting kids' uneaten lunches out of the bins at school and stealing from letterboxes, hoping to find money to buy food, like what Grandma would send me in a birthday card. So, because nobody pulled up my mum, I became a child criminal and I didn't stop stealing and shoplifting until I was into my twenties. A skeleton ruined my life. And her musicArticleAugust 2Public 0 0BookAugust 1 View post A couple of days ago I started writing a book based on my memories of being a kid. I am calling it My Fucked Childhood and it'll be like Wake in Fright, except it's a child and all you can do is turn the pages aghast until the book reaches it's incredibly sad conclusion. And of course it will be very funny, because the world doesn't need another whining loser going on about their problems, like they're Dave Hughes or Tim Minchin. Why are rich people such miserable bastards? Well friends, it's called justice. Amen.ArticleAugust 1Public 0 0You DogsJuly 31 View post I don't want to sound like a millionaire, but we've come out for a coffee this morning and the cafe has a sign on the door alerting dog owners to the fact that they can't bring their dogs inside. We're at the stage of civilisational collapse that people reckon maybe it's fine to bring a pet that doesn't wash it's hands into a place where people are trying to not interact with everything a dog touches every day. The other day I saw a woman walk her greyhound into the meat and fish section at Preston Market. A dog owner has started leaving bags of dog shit in all sorts of fucked up locations in our immediate neighborhood, like some kind serial killer who works purelArticleJuly 31Public 0 0
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