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Sofie Hagen
@sofiehagenTracked since May 2026
is in a bunker talking to friends about music, books and movies.
Observed Aug 22, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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10 membership tiers
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£3/moKind People Who Are Super BrokeIf £5 seems like a bit much because listen, you're super broke and like, you want to support me but not with your entire freaking salary, then this might be the one you want. You are this old press photo of me, from 2015, where I did a show that for some reason was called 'Bubblewrap', so naturally, I wrapped myself in bubblewrap for the photoshoot. This photo has never been used anywhere. But now it has.
Seriously though, if you're broke and you STILL want to support me with £3, that's very kind of you, but also, don't worry about me. Go spend that £3 on something nice for yourself. Like... Bubblewrap?
£5/moKind FolkYou're a kind person. A Sofie Hagen-liking kind person. You're the press photo of me that mainly looks like a hot passport photo, where my hair is deceivingly large. It's flatter than that in real life. If you choose this tier of £5 a month, I promise to spend them all on things that are nice, like you. Like... Rent. Dog treats. Candy.
£10/moKind Person Who Pays A Little Bit MoreYou're also a kind person. Listen, you're just as much of a kind person as everyone else - we don't have a hierarchy per se - but you are just a kind person that gives £10 a month. Which is twice as much as £5 a month. (WOAH, they do maths too? GENIUS.) You're the unused press photo of me that I never used because why? What on earth am I selling that I could use that press photo for? Why did I have the photographer take it? You are the unused press photo of me, in a very, very warm and soft pyjamas top that I for unknown reasons brought with me to the photo studio that day, some years ago. Cute-looking but what the f...
£10/moKind Folks Who Are FancyYou're also a kind person - but you're a bit of a fancy, kind person. Guess for how long after this photo-shoot I was still finding glitter everywhere?
£15/moVery Giving Kind FolkYou are such a giving, kind person. Wow. £15 a month! I promise that I will spend every penny on my butler. But don't worry, I make him recycle, so in a way, I'm paying him to SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT. I am also a giving, kind person; I give back to nature. But I don't like to brag about it. You're welcome, dolphins. You are this unused press photo of me, where I brought my beautiful sequin hoodie to the studio. I never used it for anything because... It's not really how... I dress. I've only ever worn the hoodie this one time. I don't think I've ever worn a hoodie like that before. And up against a brick wall? Don't you know I'm allergic to brick walls? It just wasn't that 'me'. But hey, giving, kind folks. I love you.
£20/moKind SugarDaddyHi kind SugarDaddy. *flirty emoji* Woah, £20 a month, eh? I will spend this on sexy underwear such as long woolen knickers and a comfortable training bra that feels a bit like a binder and makes me gender-confused. And as my SugarDaddy, you get... you know. The knowledge of this. So if you're not going to be a SugarDaddy, LOOK AWAY. This information is not for you. You are this unused press photo of me - but you know what, I bloody should have used it! LOOK AT ME! HOT HOT HOT! It might be a bit misleading - I don't think I have that... jawline. Or maybe the confidence. My boobs are definitely differently sized like that. But it's GLAM and BEAUTY. Just. like. you.
£25/moSpecial Podcast Supporter (TBC)We know what this is, but they don't yet. Shhh.
£30/moThe Kindest Hero Of Them AllWhat the actual sh!t? Are you trying to make me cry?! £30 a month is like... What I thought grownups had to pay in rent each month when I was a child! So, it's a lot of money! Thank you. I promise to spend them all on crystals and gold for my pet llama. Not a penny will go to waste.
You are this unused press photo of me, where I look like I've sat on something and I can't yet figure out if I like it or if it hurts. You know that feeling? I do. In that photo. It's unused because again, what am I trying to sell? A remote control that doubles as a butt plug? I don't think so.
Hey. Yes, you. I love you.
£50/moFuture Life PartnerHey, what can I say? Will you marry me?
Growth signals: Sofie Hagen
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MembershipLast observed 2026-08-22. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.
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May 202618 weeks trackedNow
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Sofie Hagen does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 8 of 9 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Sofie Hagen | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 |  Austin ArcherPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 1,956 | Not comparable | Aug 24, 2026 |
| #2 |  Adrift PodcastPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 298 | Not comparable | Sep 2, 2026 |
| #3 |  CatoriPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 266 | Not comparable | Aug 26, 2026 |
| #4 |  Planet HeatherPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 249 | Not comparable | Aug 27, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Sofie HagenProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 22, 2026Stale |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Sofie Hagen; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
What they publish64Posts total3 postsLast month91.7%Members-only
Previews available for 64 posts
Audio Latest postPublicAmy Miller's Bunker PicksComedian Amy Miller is packing to spend many years in a bunker with me. She has packed six items: a book, a movie and an album for herself –
August 25 0 likes 0 commentsThe Nick White Bonus EpisodeLocked The Nick White Bonus Episode July 14ArticleJuly 14£3 tier & up 0 0
Celia Pacquola has a crystal in her braLocked Celia Pacquola has a crystal in her bra June 30 2ArticleJune 30£3 tier & up 0 0
Daniel Foxx is the architect of Titanic and Sofie is the Italian guy (BONUS EPISODE)Locked Daniel Foxx is the architect of Titanic and Sofie is the Italian guy (BONUS EPISODE) June 16 1ArticleJune 16£3 tier & up 0 0
Lara Ricote and Sofie Hagen's entire families are probably quite gay.Locked Lara Ricote and Sofie Hagen's entire families are probably quite gay. June 1 6 1ArticleJune 1£3 tier & up 6 1
"A Mix of Daddy Issues And Queerness"Sofie Hagen (she/they) is a stand up comedian, podcaster, and author, currently based in Denmark. You may know Sofie from their stand up aboArticleAugust 19£3 tier & up 61 8
Anthony Jeselnik's Bunker PicksComedian Anthony Jeselnik is packing to spend years in a bunker with me. He’s packed six items: a book, a movie and an album for himself – aArticleAugust 11£3 tier & up 4 1
Kristen Schaal's Bunker PicksKristen Schaal, you’re at home and you hear the siren. You know what this siren means – it means you have to hurry to a bunker. You grab theArticleJuly 28£3 tier & up 6 1
An update from... a circus? Kind of?Locked An update from... a circus? Kind of? July 12 4 5ArticleJuly 12£3 tier & up 4 5
What Happened in Australia (a... creative... rebirth? Let me explain...)Locked What Happened in Australia (a... creative... rebirth? Let me explain...) May 25 12 11ArticleMay 25£3 tier & up 12 11
Aubrey Gordon knows exactly how tall I amLocked Aubrey Gordon knows exactly how tall I am April 1 6 1ArticleApril 1£3 tier & up 6 1
Just a contemporary ethics meditator at your service...Locked Just a contemporary ethics meditator at your service... March 31 8 3ArticleMarch 31£3 tier & up 8 3
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