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The Unamused Kraken
@theunamusedkrakenTracked since May 2026
creating music!.
Observed Aug 26, 2026Modeled revenue
Paid members
4
0% · 30-day rate from 23 observed days
Total audience
9
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$4
Starting price
$1/mo
2 membership tiers
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Growth signals: The Unamused Kraken
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Membership4 paid members · 30-day rate from 23 observed days
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May 202617 weeks trackedNow
The Unamused Kraken4 members · $4/mo
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| Rank | Creator and why included | Estimated gross | Gap vs The Unamused Kraken | Freshness |
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| #1 |  The SnoozeWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | $92 | $88 more | Aug 26, 2026 |
| #2 |  The Live Out Loud FamilyWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | $40 | $36 more | Aug 16, 2026 |
| #3 |  香港人的小黃書 The Yellow GuideWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | $24 | $20 more | Aug 26, 2026 |
| #4 |  The Unamused KrakenProfileWritingEstimated gross position in Recommended cohort | $4 | Reference | Aug 26, 2026 |
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What they publish306Profile posts4 postsLast month58.3%Members-only
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Article Latest post$1 tier & upA Major Improvement5 days ago
5 days ago at Aug 26 crawl 1 like 1 commentRufty TuftyThe quintessential "we only have four people" dance! First edition Playford, 1621.ArticleAugust 14Public 0 0MechaDuck MinuetA weird little waltz I wrote around the fact that these particular synth settings produce something that sounds vaguely like mechanical quacking.ImageAugust 7Public 0 1From The Ground UpOne of the tunes I wrote for FAWM this year! This one was intended specifically as a base on which to build an electronic track.ArticleJuly 31Public 0 0Beach SpringJuly 24 View post An electronic ECD tune today, for the dance Beach Spring (Leslie Lassetter, 2002). The dance may be (relatively) recent, but melody dates back to at least 1844, when it was published by Benjamin Franklin White. It is now used for several hymns including "Come and Find the Quiet Center". (Which I've actually sung while dancing!)ArticleJuly 24Public 0 1Lowering The BarJuly 22 View post I'm reviving all my pages to start sharing the results of my latest projects! Up today: original, square, electronic music that's been dubbed "synth contra". Full length with potatoes for all your dancing and calling needs! This one's called Lowering The Bar, because the featured samples are viola, bassoon, and theremin.ImageJuly 22Public 0 2Stackin' Krakens August 2025Aug 1, 2025ArticleAug 1, 2025$1 tier & up 0 0Started on a few lines of another new one!...0262 Jul 28, 2025 Started on a few lines of another new one!...ImageJul 28, 2025$1 tier & up 0 0Gift0261 Jul 23, 2025ArticleJul 23, 2025$1 tier & up 0 0Gift260 Jul 15, 2025ArticleJul 15, 2025$1 tier & up 0 0Gift0259 Jul 7, 2025ArticleJul 7, 2025$1 tier & up 1 1Stackin' Krakens July 2025Added a placeholder track for the new playlist! Edit 1: added a second song while I work out a theme!...ArticleJun 27, 2025$1 tier & up 0 0
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