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Where the 50 observed tier members sit $0 48% $10 20%
$0 Free — the bar only uses public tier patron counts.
$0/mo Free 24 48% of observed tier members
$2/mo Feed Me 2 4% of observed tier members
$5/mo Keep Me In The Saddle 6 12% of observed tier members
$10/mo Walk With Me 10 20% of observed tier members
$25/mo Pay for a Rest Day 6 12% of observed tier members
$50/mo Join the Inner Sanctum! 2 4% of observed tier members
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8 Article May 19 Another Month of "Uncertain Behavior" Queridxs Transglobalistas— From time to time, life dictates a decidedly non-globetrotterly update. This is one of those times, and the curre Article April 30 April's Fool Here we are again, friends. Another month staring at me, disapprovingly, in the rearview: is that all you've got? Chump. Hindsight is damned Article March 31 End of Month Review: February has been a strange one. It started with the final surge of a very long, highly productive couple of months, continued with an unexp Image February 28 Bienvenue Mauritanie! ¡Bienvenido Febrero! My dearest last-moment Januarians and neophyte Februarians— It’s been a great January, though I’m not too sad to see her go. First, and most Article January 31 Es ist vollbracht! Picture this: A man sits in a brightly lit neighborhood coffee shop, typing frantically. He is unshaven, disheveled, wearing earbuds. Unawar Article January 7 The Strangest Thing Transglobalistas— While it is absolutely challenging to accept that we’re in the last few hours of 2025, them’s the facts, ma’am. That is a Article Dec 31, 2025 Calendar Update Good evening, Transglobalistas, and I hope you had a great weekend. A brief update: for those who ordered a calendar through me, the batch i Article Dec 7, 2025 Eleven Down, One to Go Good evening mes très chers transmundialistes, and an early welcome to 2025’s ultimate month. No need for much of a November recap, it seems Article Nov 30, 2025 Calendar Available, BUT...!! Dearest Post-Turkey Transglobalistas— Is it just me, or did another annum disappear with alarming, breathless rapidity and bring us once aga Article Nov 28, 2025 
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