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Worst Possible Timeline

@worstpossibletimelineTracked since May 2026

creating Weekly Podcasts and bonus content.

Observed Jul 15, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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Paid members
343
1.9% · 30-day rate from 23 observed days
Total audience
606
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$1.4K

$686–$2.1K modeled range

Starting price
$2/mo
5 membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

Membership tiers

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$2/moJOBBER$2 A MONTH GETS YOU ACCESS TO THE MAIN FEED EPISODES BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ADS FOR BANKS AND DICK PILLS. AD FREE EPISODES.
$5/moJOHN CENA$5 DOLLARS A MONTH GETS YOU AD FREE CONTENT AND BONUS EPISODES. THAT'S OVERTIME, BONUS, AND VIDEO EPISODES. WOW.
$10/moCORPORATE KANE$10 DOLLARS A MONTH GETS YOU ALL THE PERKS OF THE PREVIOUS TIERS BUT YOU GET TO FEEL REALLY REALLY GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF MMMMMMMM YOU FEEL THAT?
$20/moMCMAHON FAMILY FORTUNESAME AS EVERYTHING YOU GET IN THE PREVIOUS TIERS BUT YOUR MONEY GETS INVESTED IN THIEL-COIN.
Growth signals: Worst Possible Timeline
+1.9%

343 paid members · 30-day rate from 23 observed days

Membership
343339335
May 202618 weeks trackedNow
Worst Possible Timeline343 members · $1.4K/mo

The chart only uses Worst Possible Timeline's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

Where Worst Possible Timeline ranks

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#5of 9 measured
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Ranking data · includes stale rows
Worst Possible Timeline's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
RankCreator and why includedPaid membersGap vs Worst Possible TimelineFreshness
#3
The Brandon Jamel ShowPodcastsContent relevance + business context
655312 moreAug 15, 2026Stale
#4
HDHUSTLERS DYNASTYPodcastsContent relevance + business context
42683 moreJun 1, 2026Stale
#5
Worst Possible TimelineProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort
343ReferenceJul 15, 2026Stale
#6
LAGTVPodcastsContent relevance + business context
25984 fewerAug 13, 2026Stale
#7
Quit Your Band While You Still CanPodcastsContent relevance + business context
160183 fewerAug 28, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Worst Possible Timeline; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

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What they publish
374Profile posts4 postsLast month100%Members-only

Previews available for 34 of 374 posts

Article Latest post$2 tier & upworstpossibletimeline

EP. 358 GET YOUR MONEY UP (AD FREE) 2 days ago

2 days ago at Aug 31 crawl 4 likes 7 comments
worstpossibletimelineBONUS EP. 158 WHATS THE PREMISE August 24ArticleAugust 24$2 tier & up 11 2worstpossibletimelineEP. 357 PROVINCIAL MINDS (AD FREE) August 19ArticleAugust 19$2 tier & up 7 4worstpossibletimelineEP. 356 ROGUES GALLERY (AD FREE) August 7ArticleAugust 7$2 tier & up 11 3worstpossibletimelineEP. 355 HEAT IS A BORING MOVIE (AD FREE) July 17ArticleJuly 17$2 tier & up 15 8worstpossibletimelineEP. 354 LOCK IN A SOCK (AD FREE) July 8ArticleJuly 8$2 tier & up 12 6worstpossibletimelineBONUS EP. 157 PURE BAIT July 7ArticleJuly 7$2 tier & up 15 1worstpossibletimelineBONUS EP. 156 CASCADING FAILURE June 26ArticleJune 26$2 tier & up 11 1worstpossibletimelineEP. 353 THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL ADVICE PODCAST (AD FREE)ArticleJune 19$2 tier & up 7 5worstpossibletimelineBONUS EP. 155 GEEK SQUAD June 11ArticleJune 11$2 tier & up 15 14worstpossibletimelineEP. 352 READY TO CHOP WOOD (AD FREE) June 5ArticleJune 5$2 tier & up 10 8worstpossibletimelineBONUS EP. 154 IN THE SOUP May 29ArticleMay 29$2 tier & up 13 8
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