$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$3/moMonocleHiddenYou are a snazzy and articulate political orphan who has the most stylish of eyewear ever devised by gods or men!
You get:
● A weekly Patreon-only bonus episode
● Access to Discord, and the secret Facebook Page
● Good feelings for contributing general support to the program
$10/moMeerschaum PipeHiddenYou are aloof, sophisticated, and carry around an ornate, carved pipe from which you can exhale smoke plumes like a dragon!
You get:
● A mug! A mug of your choice! The Political Orphanage, Snuffy's, Friday Release Valve, or Alienating the Audience
● A weekly bonus episode
● Access to Discord, and the secret Facebook group
$25/moInner Scotch CircleHiddenYou are a steampunk baron and everyone fears, loves, and respects you simultaneously.
You get:
● A mug! A mug of your choice! The Political Orphanage, Snuffy's, Friday Release Valve, or Alienating the Audience
● Exclusive invite-only live chats with Heaton and other Top Hat-level political orphans during our online whisky tipples.
● Weekly bonus episodes
● Access to Discord, and the secret Facebook group
$50/moSnuffy's VIP SectionHiddenWho are you? You're the sort of person who confidently sits at the special Snuffy's VIP booth, situated between the juke box and the signed picture of Leonard Nimoy. You are the seniormost orphan, and Snuffy's patron!
You Get:
● A mug! A mug of your choice! The Political Orphanage, Snuffy's, Friday Release Valve, or Alienating the Audience
● An invite to come on an episode to give a review of your recent trip to Snuffy's.
● A weekly bonus episode, access to Discord and the secret Facebook group, and an invitation to the monthly Inner Scotch Circle whisky tipple.